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Victory Stew

/vik-ter-ee st-oo/ noun
A vile prank, originally made famous by American college fraternities, where a large, organized group of people defecate into the same toilet in serial fashion without flushing or including paper waste. The end result is a toilet filled with feces of varying color, size, texture, and firmness that ultimate defeats the toilet's flushing mechanism and will require manual cleaning by the owner of the toilet. The act of creating a victory stew is referred to as "brewing a victory stew".
Last weekend, we brewed a victory stew over at Tim's house.
by Andy Mui March 27, 2011
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Victory Bus

n. When you have difficulty functioning the day after having sex all night, you're riding the victory bus. Similar to riding the struggle bus during a hangover, except a sex hangover is brought on by lack of sleep as opposed to alcohol.
Man 1: "Dude, you look wiped out. You're riding the struggle bus, aren't you?"

Man 2: "No, I didn't go out last night. But your ex-girlfriend came over and I've been riding the victory bus all day."
by AZ Scaryface September 25, 2011
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Vectorbitch

A bitch with both direction and magnitude.
The most horrible of all of the species of bitches, they feed on people's misery by first weakening them with tales of their own, most of which are petty issues relating to their personal appearance or lifestyle.

Some may weaken a victim first with jealousy as they feed off of their victims bank accounts as well or any small kindness that you show them.

Once they find a victim they cling to them relentlessly to the point of suffocation and then they feed and leave you to socially die.
She ruined my life, turned all of my friends against me, claims to have banged my man and I'm pretty sure she ransacked my closet.

We need to track down that Vectorbitch and kick her ass!
by Summon-a-bitch November 18, 2011
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Flawless Victory

The act of taking a poop and upon whiping yourself you discover nothing on the toilet paper....It's completely clean. This event has been known to make peoples day.
Mark walked out of the bathroom with an odd grin on his face; this was because he just had a flawless victory.
by TMaC March 21, 2004
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Bloodsport victory

The most unlikely victory of all. The kind of victory where you face opposition like never before and still manage to win whatever you're doing.

Comes from the movie Bloodsport starring Jean-Claude van Damme as Frank Dux. In the final match of the Kumite, Chong Li beats up van Damme real good and blinds him with some kind of powder. Fortunately, van Damme was great at serving tea for his late Shidoshi while blindfolded, and therefore he is still able to defeat Chong Li, all while yelling: "Baaaaaaah!"
Bloodsport, The Quest, Kickboxer, the list goes on... Classic van Damme has to have at least one Bloodsport victory
by Asger W July 12, 2006
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victory beer

a beer that is set aside as a reward after triumphing over a long day's work.
After a tough day of classes, a closing shift, and homework, that victory beer hit the spot!
by JFishnets24 April 22, 2011
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Victory Royale

When someone flies a passenger plane into the side of a skyscraper.
hussein: "Did you hear about my dude osama bin laden? He got a fat victory royale the other day!"
by aussiegamercop October 25, 2018
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