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Vaseline

1. n: Lubricant, used to make your teeth shiny and gums or lips healthy.
2. v: To rub someone the wrong way.
3. n: Great addition to toast.
4. n: Other lubricant uses, others on the site got to explain that already.
5. n/adj: A suave gent.
1. A vaseline smile is a tasty smile.
2. Bank Robberies have a way of vseline-ing innocent citizens, especially bankers.
3. Kathy: I'll give you toast if you take me shopping.
Terrance: No!
Kathy: The toast has a wonderful spread of vaseline.
Terrance: Get your jacket, I'll grab the toast.
4. Vaseline for jacking off is just "whack".
5. 'Terrance' mentioned above in Example 3 is quite vaseline-ish when it comes to his toast, dampened with vaseline.
by El Barto May 11, 2004
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Vessel

an absolute unit!
someone who can take 10 stews to the dome in 1 minnow
the first and last person you see before you wake up with a sore jaw on the ground..
hey thad! you see that f**king vessel walk into the bar, holy sh*t

dude that vessel just gobbled up 3 chicks in one night!
by cstrr December 24, 2020
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raped no vaseline

1. A form of saying that someone got owned or beaten EXTREMELY bad.

2. Ownage without the vaseline to help ease the pain.

3. When something serious/horrible/tragic just happened and there are no other words to explain it.
1. Josh: Wow, I just beat this kid in basketball 15-2.
Kevin: You straight up raped him no vaseline.

2. He has like 2 kills and 43 deaths. He's getting raped no vaseline.

3. His Nintendo Wii fell and broke and his parents aren't gonna buy him a new one. He is raped no vaseline.
by Kevin342523657231354 March 6, 2008
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Vaselise

To cover an entire area in vaseline
The floor was entirely vaselised, causing people to slip

Chad: Hey Brett, can you pass me the vaseline? I need to vaselise my entire body to ensure I slide as far as possible!
by Kae-Dawg August 6, 2018
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vasella

"Vasella is perfect in every way, shape, and form"
by mouse ❤ September 3, 2019
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blood vessel

Slang term for a carload of niggers.
Listen to the blood vessel beatin up the bass!
That blood vessel is straight packed with triflin' homies!
by MustangGT September 25, 2005
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</vaseline>

no vaseline This is going to hurt; you are in for a world of hurt.
by dontoine January 8, 2008
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