A type of CD that is composed of mainly beans, or when you fill your CD Tray with beans, and expect 'The Incredibles' to play on your DVD Player.
Guy 1: Yo bro I got a new bean-vd.
Guy 2: siiick bro pop it in
Guy 1: *comically pulls out 2 cans of beans*
Guy 2: oh god
Guy 2: siiick bro pop it in
Guy 1: *comically pulls out 2 cans of beans*
Guy 2: oh god
by praxor January 23, 2022
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My emplyoer has been promiscuously surfing the internet, and seems to have contracted E-VD, specifically a strain of E-Herpes Simplex Type 1, which has been spread to my computer via the office network, resulting in the loss of DVD drive, for which their no known cure.
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