vassage (vah-sawg)

Um girls, now do we really like the word fingering? It's kinda awkward to say. HOKAY SO, vassage is when a finger is introduced to the vagina canal.

"Hey Sue, what did you do with Randy last night?"
"Well we kissed for a while then did something unexpectedly!"
"WHAT? NO WAY. What did he do?"
"He gave me a vassage (vah-sawg)."
"OMG. Nice."

by All thanks to Avery March 28, 2009

Vassalboro

Giant penis

I have a Vassalboro

by Davy Taylor June 12, 2009

Vassalize

To cover your entire body or another persons body in vaseline

Synonymous with Vaselise

Chad: Yo that Niven guy doesn't think Vaselise and Vassalize are the same thing!
Brett: That's whack, quick pass me the vaseline so I can vassalize my body!

by Kae-Dawg September 3, 2018

vaskar

Vaskar is a nice person, very sweet and caring for others, he will be very quiet but once you get to really know him you will know how loud and cheerfully he can be.

"I just meant a sweet dude named Vaskar"

by Tincan February 3, 2021

vassagonia

stinky twat

that bitch down the street has a vassagonia

by no one May 26, 2004

Vasare

Dirty old grape

Vasares are dirty wrinkly grapes.

by weezyforpresident October 21, 2010

Vassa

Vassa is a crystalline alkaloid that is obtained from the leaves of the coca plant. When consumed, it is a highly addictive drug that is a stimulant of the central nervous system. It is also known to cause long-windedness, an inflated sense of self-worth, and the inexplicable glottal uttering of phrases like: "EH!"

Dude, let's blow this pop-stand - I've got a half a salt-shaker of Vassa at the crib.

by Agent Buckwald October 23, 2004