Miss Varsity

'Mi-ss Var-sit-e' Being totally awesome at Soccer.

Damn! She's a Miss Varsity, for sure.

by 'Ex182 May 21, 2003

Youth varsity

Age starting around 40 when health and vigor is still good and you have enough experience to on the “A” team.

Gwen was rocking her life, she could party hearty AND make her mortgage payment. She had earned her Youth Varsity status.6

by SeniorV June 2, 2019

Varsityism

The idea where one thinks he is better than his friends just because he is on varsity. This results In him ignoring his friends for upper class men. This condition tends to get very annoying very quickly.

Wow ever since Dylan got moved up to varsity he has been a real dick... Ya I know he caught a bad case of varsityism!

by Caseygway March 24, 2011

varsidyke

a tomboyish lesbian with a great affinity for sports; a lesbian who plays on varsity sports teams

1: Yeah, she plays varsity basketball, volleyball, soccer, and track
2: Yeah, dude, total varsidyke.

by Kris Hameister June 25, 2007

VarsityRebel

VarsityRebel is slang for a loser IF compared to Hypcros, Hypcros is a egyptian god from south egypt. VarsityRebel is also a term typically given to people who excessively drink and own roblox minecraft knock-offs.

Hey that girl over there is a real VarsityRebel, I wish Hypcros was around.

by Hypcros March 26, 2021

jock-a-versity

A jock-a-versity is an institution where the jockular values of athletics trump the life of the mind, where tailgating and the big Saturday game get more attention than academic pursuits.

Most universities today meet the definition of a jock-a-versity, especially the BCS institutions. They play athletics on a professional level, pandering to an undergraduate student body that values highly attending sports events and partying.

by Circus Room October 21, 2011

joke-a-versity

A mediocre institution of higher education; a pejorative term for a university one dislikes.

1. "I am tired of paying tuition to that joke-a-versity I attend." 2. "This university is so mediocre it is a joke-a-versity." 3. "I read Dr. G. Louis Heath's book ILLINOIS STATE JOKE-A-VERSITY. It registers his animus toward the university he retired from. Though pejorative, his use of the concept JOKE-A-VERSITY is refreshing."

by Circus Room January 25, 2011