sexual malfunction

sexual malfunction, or sexual dysfunction, is difficulty during any stage of the sexual act (which includes desire, arousal, orgasm, and resolution) that prevents the individual or couple from enjoying sexual activity.

person 1: "Did you sleep with her last night?"
person 2: "Yeah.."
person 1: "Well.. how was it?"
person 2: "Not good."
person 1: "Why, what happened?"
person 2: "Two words - sexual malfunction.."
person 1: "Oooh."

by bigcroationpenis December 9, 2008

Wallet Malfunction

When you think you have lots of money but upon checking your bank account realize you are actually flat, dead broke.

Dang! I'd love to go to the movies with you guys but I had a wallet malfunction.

by gmack April 18, 2004

noise malfunction

When your starting a game at work on the sly but then you have forgot to turn the sound off so blaring game noise and basic comes out of your computer alerting your boss to the fact that you are in fact multislackiing

I was about to start the secret level on PACMAN when i had a noise malfunction and got a ear bashing from my boss

by omar2928 November 11, 2009

wardrobe malfunction

A good reason to buy TiVo.

Hit the 5 second rewind button!! Her name ain't baby, it's Janet, and things just got nasty.

by Natasha Foxx April 12, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

A wardrobe malfuntion in my personal opinion is what all the rich city whores these days suffer from. who wears that stuff, really??

"Hey lets show our tits and maybe, just maybe someone will notice that we wanna be prostitutes!"

by LINZ July 30, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

A really awesome Seattle band

"Man, Wardrobe Malfunction was great last night!"

by Mr. Luna June 12, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

a situation where a part of your clothing comes off, exposing one of your naughty bits

During SuperBowl halftime, Justin attempted to rip Janet's top off but only tore off the right side thus exposing one boob instead of both.

by Jake February 3, 2004