The gushing mix of blood, vomit and cum that comes when a girl gags or otherwise vomits on a penis while giving it oral sex.
"Oh, sorry, honey, are you okay? You got uweboll all over my dick. Are you still sick from accidentally drinking that santorum?"
by THE KOOL AID MAN February 2, 2005
Jens-Uwe is a name of Germanian decent, commonly refered to as "Jens" only.
Amongst his friends Jens-Uwe has always been the nice guy (often too nice and formal).
Jens-Uwe does not understand most of the jokes you throw at him, and his own jokes are often missunderstood because of the language barrier.
Normally Jens-Uwe does not take it lightly when you make fun of him, It often leads to a bad mood and an awkward situation.
Jens-Uwe is a very shy but don't let this scare you away. Once you get to know him you will have the best conversations ever with him.
He is also a very generous person, loves photography and has a big love for animals.
Amongst his friends Jens-Uwe has always been the nice guy (often too nice and formal).
Jens-Uwe does not understand most of the jokes you throw at him, and his own jokes are often missunderstood because of the language barrier.
Normally Jens-Uwe does not take it lightly when you make fun of him, It often leads to a bad mood and an awkward situation.
Jens-Uwe is a very shy but don't let this scare you away. Once you get to know him you will have the best conversations ever with him.
He is also a very generous person, loves photography and has a big love for animals.
by Klaus229 February 17, 2018
Jens-Uwe is a name of Germanian decent, commonly refered to as "Jens" only.
Amongst his friends Jens-Uwe has always been the nice guy (often too nice and formal).
Jens-Uwe doesn't understand most of the jokes you throw at him, and his own jokes are often missunderstood because of the language barrier.
Normally Jens-Uwe doesn't take it lightly when you make fun of him, It often leads to a bad mood and awkward situations.
Jens-Uwe is a very shy but don't let this scare you away. Once you get to know him you will have the best conversations ever with him.
He is also a very generous person, loves photography and has a big love for animals.
The typical place to find Jens-Uwe is woking in a tech company, mainly with computers.
You would also find him sitting behind his computer playing comptuer games with friends.
Still he's a one of a kind. Smart, confident, hardworking, passionate, determined, nerdy, etc. One conversation, and you'll instantly like him.
Amongst his friends Jens-Uwe has always been the nice guy (often too nice and formal).
Jens-Uwe doesn't understand most of the jokes you throw at him, and his own jokes are often missunderstood because of the language barrier.
Normally Jens-Uwe doesn't take it lightly when you make fun of him, It often leads to a bad mood and awkward situations.
Jens-Uwe is a very shy but don't let this scare you away. Once you get to know him you will have the best conversations ever with him.
He is also a very generous person, loves photography and has a big love for animals.
The typical place to find Jens-Uwe is woking in a tech company, mainly with computers.
You would also find him sitting behind his computer playing comptuer games with friends.
Still he's a one of a kind. Smart, confident, hardworking, passionate, determined, nerdy, etc. One conversation, and you'll instantly like him.
by Klaus229 February 15, 2018
A German director, producer and screenwriter who is often said to be the worst director ever. That couldn't be further from true, Uwe is actually quite good, at least better than mainstream assholes like Friedberg and Seltzer. Most of the people who bash him do it because that's "cool" and have never even seen any of his movies. Or they bitch about how he ruined all those awesome games by converting them to crappy movies. But actually his movies are better than the games they come from, by watching the movies at least you can laugh at them, because they are not to be taken too seriously. After all, they are financed by Nazi gold.
Uwe is also upright, he knows that his movies are not successful and he makes jokes about them, unlike many directors who think they were chosen by God or something to make movies which actually suck ass.
And the last time I checked bashers made that stupid petition to stop him, but it didn't work. So much about them. And we knows what he does to the critics in the boxing ring.
Uwe is also upright, he knows that his movies are not successful and he makes jokes about them, unlike many directors who think they were chosen by God or something to make movies which actually suck ass.
And the last time I checked bashers made that stupid petition to stop him, but it didn't work. So much about them. And we knows what he does to the critics in the boxing ring.
guy1:OMFG Uwe Boll sucks ass dude!
guy2: Did you see any of his movies?
guy1:like...no. But he totally sucks lol
guy2: stfu please dumb fuck
guy1: oh no Uwe made another game to movie adaptation! They are total shit!
guy2: Did you actually play any of these games before watching the movies?
guy1: ...No. But they still like totally suck and stuff. Everybody says so.
guy2:...
guy2: Did you see any of his movies?
guy1:like...no. But he totally sucks lol
guy2: stfu please dumb fuck
guy1: oh no Uwe made another game to movie adaptation! They are total shit!
guy2: Did you actually play any of these games before watching the movies?
guy1: ...No. But they still like totally suck and stuff. Everybody says so.
guy2:...
by SmokeG July 16, 2008
by A_Chair_In_Hell January 22, 2004
A "public ivy league" school for douche bags, who think that admittance to this school automatically means they are the most brilliant people to walk the planet. Really the only admission standard is arrogance. If you have a near Kanye West arrogance level, welcome to UW-Madison!
Overly hyped with not much to back it up, there are better schools than this one; unless of course you are looking to develop a alcoholism. Then you are in the right place.
The campus is poorly laid out, with building scattered all over downtown Madison. The class sizes are ridiculous, and forget about having professors that actually give a damn. Madison itself is a very pretentious city. Filled with "arty" wannabe's and liberals. Really Madison, let's get over our fascination with State Street- which is just a bunch of overpriced stores and overpriced "ethnic" restaurants; and let's not forget the endless number of homeless people that line the streets. It's a hippies dream!
Overly hyped with not much to back it up, there are better schools than this one; unless of course you are looking to develop a alcoholism. Then you are in the right place.
The campus is poorly laid out, with building scattered all over downtown Madison. The class sizes are ridiculous, and forget about having professors that actually give a damn. Madison itself is a very pretentious city. Filled with "arty" wannabe's and liberals. Really Madison, let's get over our fascination with State Street- which is just a bunch of overpriced stores and overpriced "ethnic" restaurants; and let's not forget the endless number of homeless people that line the streets. It's a hippies dream!
by ThomThom22 February 17, 2009
A German director, producer and screenwriter who is often said to be the worst director ever. That couldn't be further from true, Uwe is actually quite good, at least better than mainstream assholes like Friedberg and Seltzer. Most of the people who bash him do it because that's "cool" and have never even seen any of his movies. Or they bitch about how he ruined all those awesome games by converting them to crappy movies. But actually his movies are better than the games they come from, by watching the movies at least you can laugh at them, because they are not to be taken too seriously. After all, they are financed by Nazi gold.
Uwe is also upright, he knows that his movies are not successful and he makes jokes about them, unlike many directors who think they were chosen by God or something to make movies which actually suck ass.
And the last time I checked bashers made that stupid petition to stop him, but it didn't work. So much about them. And we knows what he does to the critics in the boxing ring.
Uwe is also upright, he knows that his movies are not successful and he makes jokes about them, unlike many directors who think they were chosen by God or something to make movies which actually suck ass.
And the last time I checked bashers made that stupid petition to stop him, but it didn't work. So much about them. And we knows what he does to the critics in the boxing ring.
guy1:OMFG Uwe Boll sucks ass dude!
guy2: Did you see any of his movies?
guy1:like...no. But he totally sucks lol
guy2: stfu please dumb fuck
guy1: oh no Uwe made another game to movie adaptation! They are total shit!
guy2: Did you actually play any of these games before watching the movies?
guy1: ...No. But they still like totally suck and stuff. Everybody says so.
guy2:...
guy2: Did you see any of his movies?
guy1:like...no. But he totally sucks lol
guy2: stfu please dumb fuck
guy1: oh no Uwe made another game to movie adaptation! They are total shit!
guy2: Did you actually play any of these games before watching the movies?
guy1: ...No. But they still like totally suck and stuff. Everybody says so.
guy2:...
by smokeG August 8, 2008