looks good on the outside, looks delish, you get inside and its green, filled with thick black pips and it sour!
(attention whore, self obsessed, annoying and dosnt know how to stfu)
(attention whore, self obsessed, annoying and dosnt know how to stfu)
by insulthoover April 25, 2022
Get the underripe watermelon mug.A person who evaluates and mitigates risk for financial institutions. Underwriters are often under appreciated, underpaid punching bags for loan officers, processors. Often times they also become scape goats for upper management. Underwriters are also considered the most hated and vile beings within the lending world.
After asking for further documentation, the loan officer proceeded to the office of the mortgage underwriter and beat her with the stack of documents she requested and then urinated on her.
by Ldysc January 25, 2018
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a phrase created by uriel bromberg to say when people ask why you can't drive yet or why would you not
peep: hey man, did you get your drive license?
you: nah, who needs a car if i can swim underwater
grandma: hey son, could you drive to the supermarket and buy me fresh fruits?
you: i ain't got drive license, but who needs a car if i can swim underwater
you: nah, who needs a car if i can swim underwater
grandma: hey son, could you drive to the supermarket and buy me fresh fruits?
you: i ain't got drive license, but who needs a car if i can swim underwater
by the peanuts rock June 20, 2021
Get the who needs a car if i can swim underwater mug.Its when you are getting head in one of the many hot tubs on Carnival cruise lines and you don't let her up for air until your yogurt floats or is swallowed.
Hey guys, you see that Latino over there, we just went on a Carnival underwater excursion. It was great.
by blmaxim February 7, 2006
Get the Carnival underwater excursion mug.To be a "tiger underwater" means to be really, really angry (or "super-pissed"). Taken from the actual event of a tiger being underwater. Upon searching "tigers underwater" on Google images, you will find that every single tiger underwater is abnormally upset with everything around it.
Ways to use it include:
"Dude I'm a tiger underwater right now"
"Yeah, he's being a tiger underwater"
"Dude, quit being a tiger underwater".
"You know, If I was just playing GTA4 because I was bored and I got the Red Ring of Death, I would have been pissed. However, I got the Red Ring when I was about to play a game I've been waiting months to play, so you could say I'm a tiger underwater."
"Dude I'm a tiger underwater right now"
"Yeah, he's being a tiger underwater"
"Dude, quit being a tiger underwater".
"You know, If I was just playing GTA4 because I was bored and I got the Red Ring of Death, I would have been pissed. However, I got the Red Ring when I was about to play a game I've been waiting months to play, so you could say I'm a tiger underwater."
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Get the Cat Unit 8 Underwater Mariner Unit mug.an underwater blowfish is when you fuck a girl so hard and u take your sweat put it in a cup, stick your dick in the cup, have the girl suck your dick so it tastes like salt water and the ocean water..hense underwater...
by snacky pack December 14, 2010
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