picasso underpants

Picasso underpants can only be achieved by a nocturnal emission (aka a wet dream) that is so powerful that in turn also makes one shit themselves. The proper canvas is a set of tighty whiteys that will contain and allow the mixing of these two bodily excretions throughout the night while one tosses and turns. Thus giving one a fresh new piece of art to hang once dried and turned inside out. Best displayed in a garbage can unless your some sick fuck. (See Two Girls One Cup Video)

I had the craziest dream last night then I totally woke up with a pair of Picasso Underpants.

by The Philosophical Guy January 9, 2015

Captain Underpants

The most fucking sexy superhero ever. Wears underwear, screams TRA LA LA LA LA, can leap tall buildings without a wedgie, and wears a red blanket. In just a snap, he can turn from me in 30 years, to the man that all the girls will lay. He is truly the shit. He also has some little bitches named George and Harold who think that they can still his fame, but they're both wrong. He will go down in comic book history as the fucking hottest bald fatboy flying underwear-wearing caped chad superhero ever.

Chad: "Damn. I wish I was Captain Underpants

by Stupid Af June 20, 2021

Captain Underpants

Just the coolest, most badass, thug, gangster, lord god commander who shed his clothing to battle his foes with fury of a thousand suns.

Man #1: Hey you are looking like a captain underpants kind of brother today
Badass Man: I know, I'm totally not a noob.

by TheKewlestKatAround July 30, 2015

steelers underpants

only worn by true pittsburgh steelers fans, these underpants consist of gold markings on the front, markings on the back that can range from a black to a brown, and on the bottom consisting of both. can usually be found at the top of the dirty laundry pile the day after a big game, or more commonly still on the yinzer when he wakes up.

Boy, Justin sure was wasted during the game; he'll be waking up in his steelers underpants.

"Do the steelers underpants in the corner belong to Joey Nelis?"
"That's a stupid question."

by Justin Gallagher December 21, 2006

dirty underpants

Under garments (usally refered to as underwear, or panties) that have been soiled in, previously used, or with the famous skid mark (poop stain).

"aww man, I got nothing but dirty underpants"

by Georgia MiKennin March 31, 2009

captain underpants

a mild mannor high school principle, but when you snap your fingers he sheds his clothes, (minus underwear)to save the day. He was created by the author Dav Pilkey. captain underpants has numbious childrens books written about him.

captain underpants just gave that bad guy a wedgie.
your so cool your like captain underpants

by Vince Villella May 30, 2006

Captain Underpants

The fearless sergeant at the Battle of Gettysburg, who single-handedly vanquished the entire Confederate army in one swift fart. Unfortunately, he was killed in battle, and is still remembered to this day as the nudest hero of the Civil War. He was buried in his own soil in Piqua, Ohio.

David: I just read about the one and only Captain Underpants.
Jake: He was such a great man.
Both: Amen

by Ezyman07 April 17, 2018