Umer is a person who would do anything for anyone and a Umer is a person who is very humble and handsome.
Umer can get a lot of girls
Umer can get a lot of girls
by BigManDavidRuch March 10, 2019
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It involves somebody (usually a homosexual) who stands on a hill. He then proceeds to throw an orange nerf football straight into the air at the ground below. At the ground below, usually stands 2 or more very attractive kids (one must have either glasses or live in California). You are awarded points by the homo on the hill depending on how nice the catch was, or if you made a nice block.
1 Point - Standard catch
2 Points - Running catch or block
3 Points - Running and diving catch or a deflection off of a tree branch
4 Points - Injury involved catch
5 Points - Fastly thrown catch, aimed directly at your balls
6 Points - Faster thrown catch, aimed directly at your head and/or balls
7 Points - Extremely fast thrown catch, aimed directly at your balls
You can lose points aswell as earn them. If you give one of the players trying to catch the ball, "The Buisness" you are deducted 1 point. "The Buisness" is when you are rough housing with another player, pushing, shoving, verbal abuse, or slapping of the buttocks.
It involves somebody (usually a homosexual) who stands on a hill. He then proceeds to throw an orange nerf football straight into the air at the ground below. At the ground below, usually stands 2 or more very attractive kids (one must have either glasses or live in California). You are awarded points by the homo on the hill depending on how nice the catch was, or if you made a nice block.
1 Point - Standard catch
2 Points - Running catch or block
3 Points - Running and diving catch or a deflection off of a tree branch
4 Points - Injury involved catch
5 Points - Fastly thrown catch, aimed directly at your balls
6 Points - Faster thrown catch, aimed directly at your head and/or balls
7 Points - Extremely fast thrown catch, aimed directly at your balls
You can lose points aswell as earn them. If you give one of the players trying to catch the ball, "The Buisness" you are deducted 1 point. "The Buisness" is when you are rough housing with another player, pushing, shoving, verbal abuse, or slapping of the buttocks.
George: "Hey are you gonna watch the hockey game tonight?"
Lawrence: "Hell no man, Uhmerica is being shown on CBC, I'm hella watching that"
George: "What's Uhmerica?"
Lawrence: "Oh beans I forgot your from Germany, sorry you wouldn't know Adolf"
Lawrence: "Hell no man, Uhmerica is being shown on CBC, I'm hella watching that"
George: "What's Uhmerica?"
Lawrence: "Oh beans I forgot your from Germany, sorry you wouldn't know Adolf"
by Dinkleberry Dan May 24, 2011
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by Loganicus January 13, 2009
Get the Umberto mug.Verb. To level to the ground or absolutely destroy a person or thing to the extent where they or it is rendered useless.
Synonyms: ruin, crush, demolish, murder, kill.
This term came into the hockey chirp lexicon directly after the events of April 22, 2006 when Buffalo Sabres defenseman Brian Campbell caught Philadelphia Flyers forward R.J. Umberger breaking out of his zone with his head down at which point Umberger was laid out with a hit so big that it left him wondering what the Zamboni was doing on the ice with 8:33 left in OT.
Synonyms: ruin, crush, demolish, murder, kill.
This term came into the hockey chirp lexicon directly after the events of April 22, 2006 when Buffalo Sabres defenseman Brian Campbell caught Philadelphia Flyers forward R.J. Umberger breaking out of his zone with his head down at which point Umberger was laid out with a hit so big that it left him wondering what the Zamboni was doing on the ice with 8:33 left in OT.
1: "If that plug doesn't stop slashing me I'm going to umberger him."
2: "My defense partner put a guy on the trolley tracks, so I umbergered him."
3: "I wasn't paying attention crossing the road and almost got umbergered by a bus."
4: R.J.Umberger was umbergered so hard that he did not know he was umbergered right after he got umbergered.
2: "My defense partner put a guy on the trolley tracks, so I umbergered him."
3: "I wasn't paying attention crossing the road and almost got umbergered by a bus."
4: R.J.Umberger was umbergered so hard that he did not know he was umbergered right after he got umbergered.
by SGIGS May 9, 2008
Get the Umberger mug.Any form of graduated change of state. Esp. visual. In particular in space as opposed to time (which would be transition). The spatial equivalent of this.
The graduated tint on those big (and invariably, coloured) sunglasses, popular in the late 1970s.
Numerous sunrise/set sky-scapes ...
'The darkening sky set itself for a moment in a vast umberglaze from horizon to zenith as nighttime gently concealed a world and revealed a universe.'
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'The darkening sky set itself for a moment in a vast umberglaze from horizon to zenith as nighttime gently concealed a world and revealed a universe.'
by French Maid May 16, 2010
Get the Umberglaze mug.Ummarah is a confident, quirky and kind soul who has many friends and is always complimented for her smile. She is also a very beautiful girl who is easy to talk to and is very funny! She is talented in many areas and is a smart girl, but she isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed! Ummarah is a unique name, and so are people who are named Ummarah! ( in the vampire diaries silas talks about how Amara is his one true love, so we are very lucky!!)
Different spellings: Amara, Amarah, Umara (all these spellings are pronounced the same as Ummarah)
Different spellings: Amara, Amarah, Umara (all these spellings are pronounced the same as Ummarah)
I love Ummarah! 💕✨
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The greatest, fantastic name has discovered by a sarcastic author who is Asal Rasoli, her ironically words spread all over Twitter, #Asal is a hot bloody cat lover, and it's enough say to her #Pishi, The most similar thing is refer to #Umbertous is #lumos on Harry Potter series, you can make her happy with just a cat picture :)
The greatest, fantastic name has discovered by a sarcastic author who is Asal Rasoli, her ironically words spread all over Twitter, #Asal is a hot bloody cat lover, and it's enough say to her #Pishi, The most similar thing is refer to #Umbertous is #lumos on Harry Potter series, you can make her happy with just a cat picture :)
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