by Abubaca October 25, 2020

You strap a series of goon sacks together (the silver bag that holds the wine in boxed wine) so that it looks like an udder. It provides you with ease of consumption. Warning it will likely involve you lying in a gutter, covered in your own vomit and crying about your ex.
After my break up with Cori I really need to just make a goon udder and slowly give myself liver cancer, because a nice life is no longer an option for me.
by Socks22 July 16, 2017

To engage in sexual intercourse.
by BumpingUdders September 1, 2022

a ancient term used to describe a man attaching false breasts on his chest and mating a fertile cat while holding a spear in one hand and catnip smeared across the winkie
by Brendas gotababy April 20, 2007

another word for condom
by mr. communication November 8, 2006

by gormo May 3, 2007
