United Vibe

United Vibe is a band created on The X Factor 2018.

In the band are the guys named: Jon Guelas, Jack Tisdall, Elliot Horne, Blaise Duncan and Kieran Harrison.

“Do you ship Jan Tislas from the band United Vibe?”

“United Vibe is one of the best bands in the world!”

by laughinlikeniall November 2, 2018

United

To beat someone or drag them down the aisle of plane.

Sorry paying passenger but if you don't give up your seat, we'll go United on you a$$

by Psuyork April 11, 2017

Nutcases United

A group of Greek Orthodox laity who are nutcases that the laity don't want to hang around.

Hey Banikos, Dimitris, Achileas, Andy, Lagi, Dosia, Maria and Michael look at you nutcases united.

by Romiosini September 3, 2022

T.D. units

The T.D. unit is a standard measurement for smell intensity. The acronym was chosen to be T.D. as its not commonly known as anything else. The measure has typical values from 1 to 5, 1 being a mild stink and 5 a ghastly stench. On the odd occasion a 6 can be recorded but this is often associated with asphyxiation, leading ultimatley to death.

Bob: Hey man keep away from that guy his rocking like 5 T.D. units!

Jim: Nah man i can handle it.........holy shit he stinks!!!!!!!!!! I can't breathe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob: Dude it must be a 6 then, better get you to a hospital.

by hesti October 13, 2010

Saville Unit

A standard north american unit of measurment equal to 587 pounds. Used to measure large objects.

A 2010 Chevy Suburban weighs 10.73 saville units.

by Mr. The Horse April 3, 2011

Hitler (Unit of Measurement)

One Hitler is a unit of measurement that translates to roughly 6 million in decimal form. This should be a universally recognized conversion unit, as it can most accurately tell if something is worse than Hitler. For example, Stalin killed around 54 million people, which translates to 8.33 Hitlers, meaning Stalin in terms of death is 8.33 times worse than Hitler. The Black Death has killed over 100 million people, therefore the Black Death is 16.66 times worse than Hitler.

Hitler can also be used as a normal form of measurement. When the bank charges you 35$ on an overdraft fee, you can go in there and complain that they are screwing you to the tune of 85 picohitlers. In 2008, the US stock market lost 1.2 trillion dollars, which is adjusted to roughly 27 milihitlers. As you can see, this is a very beautiful form of measurement

Hitler (Unit of Measurement)

“The bank just charged me 85 picohitlers worth of dollars in overdraft fees.”

“If the gas prices keep rising, pretty soon they’ll be more than a Hitler or two.”

by Cateye5 October 28, 2019

Moleman United

A fictional football team based on real college students. Selected by John D and named by Joseph F the team stands at an average of 5"7 the tallest player being Sam F with the shortest being Generoso D/Michael J. The current manager is Hans Moleman (from T.V. show 'The Simpsons') and captain is John D. With a 4-4-2 formation the team's traditional colours include black, white with some grey. Since 2005 the team have had over 6 sponsors including Pepsi, Innovations, ProTech, McDonalds, Waitrose and SportsWorld. Their most aggressive player is Lee W and the player with the scruffiest hair is James B. Daniel T (goalkeeper) has the most favourable styled hair - an 'old skool' carribean afro.

The real Moleman United college players entered a 5-a-side football tournament last year and finished 3rd. Coincidently, only five members of the team are world class. Joseph F, Chris G, Generoso D, John D and Peter H.

by John Duckworth July 21, 2008