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U2

without a doubt one of the greatest wastes of opportunity and talent in this century. an incredible shitty and talentless band with a lead singer who cares more about looking the part of the worlds superman than he does about writing even halfway decent lyrics. Bono, the supposed lead singer, comes off as pretentious and self righteous, fancying himself a saviour for the poor, the underdogs, the starving. ranks next to paul weller as the worlds second largest douchebag
U2 is once again trying to save some unknown third world island from starvation. does SST records have any of those "kill bono" shirts in stock still?
by waldo jeffries July 16, 2008
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U2

The worlds MOST over-rated band. They are completely fabricated. None of the band members knew how to play instruments. The record label created them.

People tend to think they are good because they look like they are playing instruments live, but they are not.

A terrible band with political views they try to shove down your throat through their shitty music.
Kid 1: WOW! U2 is so awesome!
Kid 2: Actually, they suck you fucking tool.
by PoppaBear March 25, 2010
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U2 style

Going to an event with or without a companion.
Do you want to go to the party tonight? I'm going U2 style, with or without you.
by 1TrickPony March 27, 2015
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U2 Bloody Sunday

The day after you banged out a drunk chick and you find out your bed has blood stains from her nasty ass period.
Me: Yo Jon, you lay some pipe last night?
Jon: Yea but I woke up to a U2 Bloody Sunday.
Me: Thats fucking gross. Throw those sheets out.
by Dirty JonR December 5, 2020
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I Saw U2 Live Twice

Person 1 : She was being a total I Saw U2 Live Twice!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice is a faggo September 20, 2017
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iPod U2

A special edition of Apple's music player iPod. First generation released on October 26, 2004
This model has the autographs of the U2 band members etched onto the back, and black device body, red click wheel.
In addition, early model will comes with coupon for order The Complete U2 in iTunes store, latter model will comes with 30 minutes free music or video coupon of U2 band
A rare model of Apple, every iPod collectors or lovers may want the iPod U2
by Digitaaliset September 8, 2023
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u2

1: glhf all
2: u2
by yflhx April 16, 2019
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