Mr Two Bites

This phrase is used to describe a legend who prove the doubters wrong.

‘You cant eat a pizza in two bites!!!’ Says jake (lower case cuz he wrong ). ‘ Slap me a million times if im wrong.’ -Mr Two Bites ‘dam u really are mr two bites’ EVERYONE

by Mr Two Bites March 16, 2025

two-faced bitch

Someone who can be nice as pie one minute & a backstabbing bitch the next.

I was shocked to see the two-faced bitch in Marla come out at the bar. She was really nice to one gal & as she turned away, & whispered to me how "I can't stand that bitch." She was being a two~faced bitch!

by Starchylde June 7, 2016

Two Trip Bitch

When someone goes back for groceries a second time instead of taking all the damn groceries in at once like how every other SANE person does.

Person 1: hey can you take the groceries inside for me?
Person 2: yeah gimme a sec
Person 1: where’s the rest of them?
Person 2: I’m going back for them now.
Person 1: Mama didn’t raise no two trip bitch!

by 2tripBitch April 20, 2020

mother fucker titty sucker two ball bitch!

This is how we said it at my (five) elementary schools in California, c. 1978-1985.

If some girl at recess was on MY monkey bar, or stole my Members Only jacket from the Lost & Found, or popped my water weenie, my best friend called her out like this and there could be a fight after school: “MOTHER FUCKER TITTY SUCKER TWO BALL BITCH! insert name, e.g. TINA MAMA’s IN THE KITCHEN COOKING RED HOT SHIT!”

by 2ballbitch January 14, 2022

two-faced bitch

1. a girl who displays both qualities of an amiable friend and a cold-hearted bitch while interchangeably switching between both moods.

If you're reading this definition and know who you are, you're a two-faced bitch who doesn't deserve my friendship!

by find_me February 13, 2005

two bob bits

Slang word meaning the shits aka diorrea.

Timothy - "Soz m8 i cant go cinema tonight I got the two bob bits, i'll be shittin like a horse"

by Joe Nazmdeh January 2, 2006

two face bitch

When you have a best friend who you think is a wonderful person but when you're gone they talk shit on you with your ex boyfriend (or whoever else they fucking can)

the two face bitch: "WOW I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BEST FRIENDS FOREVER JK YOURE SUCH A LOSER WEIRDO GOD I HATE YOU"

by anon714 February 15, 2015