Twitterbate

Using Twitter to masturbate from tweeted porn scenes

Guy 1: Did you hear so and so was twitterbating
Guy 2: What on earth is twitterbating?
Guy 1: Opens Twitter and goes to Twitter porn
Guy 2: Oooooooooooooooh.
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Instead of going to traditional pornsites or having sex Tim, Jesse, Ryan, Brian, Jake, Paul and Mary decided to twitterbate that day.

by Andre Hayes May 22, 2022

Twittertard

A Twittertard is someone who cannot decipher Twitter code or blemishes it with their idiocy.

If you have trouble with @, # or cannot say anything constructive, you may be a Twittertard.

by Gigno December 2, 2014

Twitterlebrity

Friendless exhibitionists randomly bragging about their unexeptional lives, via twitter

Exmaple Twitterlebrity Tweets:

A) Tweet: Just found a parking spot.

B) Tweet: At (insert trendy nightclub here)

C) Tweet: At the free clinic, uh ohhhh..

by FrontPaged April 14, 2009

Twittertary

A commentary that is delivered via the social media site Twitter. This can be a sole endevour or a group one, wherein person(s) live on Twitter view a movie, television program, etc al. and provide a running commentary. The latter can be trivial based, riff based, or opinions on said program- though it will usually be a combination of both.

1. A group of people arranging a viewing of a movie online and by hash tagging or via a Twitter group deliver a running Twittertary of said movie.

2. A lone viewer via Twitter provides a running Twittertary of a currently airing program via hash tagging.

by Epikt November 1, 2010

twitterwall

A selection of tweets shown somewhere in the real world, at the venue of an event, on a building, a bus, a concert stage. The selection is done on the basis of a hashtag or following a specific moderation policy.

Displaying a twitter widget on your website is not a twitterwall, showing that screen in a real-life event with more than two participants is.

by meyoueu April 25, 2014

twitterpated

in love with someone. to have it bad for another person.

I'm twitterpated with James!

by Navy_Brat90 March 30, 2005

twitterpated

to be in love like lovebirds. like tweety and his girlfriend. your sickly sweetness annoys everyone around you.

gosh, those two are so twitterpated, they might as well go out already.

by CCdances August 26, 2004