tweetarrhea

A condition caused by sending too many status updates on a social network over a short period of time. See tweet diarrhea

Dude, 45 tweets in a half hour? You've got tweetarrhea. I'm unfollowing you.

by Jimathan February 13, 2010

tweetache

That feeling one gets when spending too much time tweeting and reading tweets.

I have such a tweetache right now!

by b7239 January 26, 2013

tweetando

When a Mexican is tweeting

That vato loco is always tweetando.

by Nacho Camacho June 3, 2016

Tweetard

A person who utilizes the Twitter application to communicate unintelligent—often unintelligible—thoughts, proposals, threats, etc. SYNONYM: Donald Trump.

As a young boy, his mother told him that if he was willing to abandon decency and care only about himself, he too could someday become a TWEETARD and live for four years (or less) in the White House.

by Mo D July 24, 2018

theevasha

Theevasha's are the most sweetest, resourceful, quietest, organised people you would ever meet. They're the type to support you through thick and thin..ups and downs. They have flings here and there but when they learn to love , they love with all their heart. If you hurt a Theevasha you'll be sorry. Their intelligence isn't just limited to books ,they know about life itself. You are lucky if you have a Theevasha in your life.

"Oh you have a Theevasha in your life? Gosh you are so lucky"

by Rii.C.D October 27, 2019

premature tweejaculation

when you accidentally send a tweet and you're not even close to being done typing.

Premature tweejaculation is the most common illness among fucktards who has fat thumbs and can't type.

by spacemanfoo May 15, 2010

tweezart

Someone who sucks farts out of the butt cheeks of dead seagulls.

That old homeless man at the dump has been accused of being a tweezart

by ajvr007 September 26, 2009