Tweeting

The act of putting a hole into a buttplug then forcing it into your rectum to hear a loud whistling sound like a bird.

The only thing you could hear from the shack was the sound of <insert name> tweeting forcefully.

by TrueKyuubi April 17, 2009

Tweeting

Dressing up like a bird and then urinating on someone in an erotic fashion

John: "Hey Rob what are you doing?"

Rob: "I'm tweeting with my girlfriend"

John: "Wow, I didn't know you guys where into hardcore action"

by BigDA April 27, 2009

Tweeting

Tweeting (Verb) 1) The act of repeating things and being stupid 2) The act of repeating things and being stupid 3) The act of repeating things and being stupid 4) The act of being so stupid you don't realize you're repeating things

LOLfreak: LOL

WTFman: WTF

LOLfreak: LOL

Prandom: Idiotic Tweeting people...

by Kitten's Demon May 28, 2009

tweets

Tweet can mean:
A tweeter can be in reference to a street-salesman of small 'tweeting' devices, which produce a high-frequency sound by dint of expulsion of air though the device. These street-hawkers have been known to incite unprecedented levels of rage in the general populace and, for precisely this reason, the job has fallen out of favour amongst the working classes.

UK colloquialism- "You got tweets mate" or, more commonly, "You got f**king tweets mate," vernacular inclusive

by mike12 January 1, 2006

Tweet

1. The act of ejaculating.

2. The new coined phrase for "jerking off".

1.: "Dude, I totally tweeted all over my girlfriend last night!"

2.: "I'm going in the bathroom to tweet."

by TheArticulateOne September 19, 2009

tweeting

In an automobile, turnig the audio bass completely down, the treble and volume all the way up, riding around playing your favorite song.

Jake: Dude, I feel like tweeting

Matt: Hell yeah!

by EhsJake December 16, 2007

Tweet Tweet motha fucka

1. Get the shit out mother fucker!!!! - said by a chicken
2. I am fucking pelican niggar!

INdian Chicken: Hi
China Chicken: Tweet Tweet Motha Fucka!!
INdian Chicken: Kunchi Sapidum
China Chicken: Motha Fucka Tweet Tweet...
Indian Chicken: Crow help me!!!
Crow: Kaka kakakaka tit tit motha fucker!!
Indian Chicken: Ya tweet tweet
China Chicken: Face palm, cockster....

by pilippino February 27, 2019