twaddle

Another word for poppycock or nonsense.

My dear old chum, you always talk such twaddle when you've had a few drinks!

by Xaviana December 1, 2003

Twaddle

The greatest last name of all time.

My last name is Twaddle, Bitch!

by The Model March 27, 2009

twaddle

1. To waddle due to an object inserted in one's bearded taco.

2. To diddle one's twat.

1. She inserted the dildo into her vagina and twaddled off to work.

2. She's so preoccupied she must be twaddling.

by Cuntoleezza Rice February 4, 2007

Ineffable Twaddle

A great deal of nonsense

God, what he was saying was just a bunch of ineffable twaddle. I can't even figure out what he meant!

by Alice Richie July 12, 2015

Twadger

Scots word but more specifically Glaswegian which is a combination of twat (female genitalia) and tadger (from the more common English term todger referring to a penis). Other forms exist in common Scots parlance e.g. fannnybaws. Quite ahead of its time in being a gender neutral insult.

Used in a derogatory sense, e.g. he’s such a twadger so he is.

by ZimSalaBim July 30, 2019

Twaddy

A Twink who is also a daddy

Omg Timothée Chalamet is such a twaddy!

by Samuelosh December 9, 2021

Douche twaddle

Those that seek friends by acting like a dubro. Over compensation for a small under carriage. Not to be mistaken for a natural born Oklahoma individual.

When someone saves a place in line for a friend, when you have been waiting hours for a fucking toy on Black Friday. They are a douche twaddle.

by Drifixit March 15, 2019