TW

abbreviation for THE WHORE, TOTAL WHORE, or TRASHY WHORE

"The bitch I work with is a TW!"
"Did you see what TW is wearing today? It's a shirt, not a dress...what a TW"

by Danger (my middle name) September 02, 2008

TWS

TWS stands for "tonight we slay". Can be said on a night out when you want to have a good time, or when you are trying to pursue someone that you're interested in going home with. TWS is an attempt to get people into a good mood on a night out.

Hey guys, TWS???? its going to be a good one!!

Person A: Mate, I seriously want to get with someone tonight.
Person B: Yeah mate don't worry TWS.

by slayingthegame November 13, 2018

Tw@

An idiot who tweets too much, esp. a prominent idiot

Donald is the perfect example of a modern-day tw@

by Eulstachius July 18, 2018

tws

Acyroynm for texting while stabbing

Stabbing is a metaphor for inserting your penis into a vagina. Your penis is the knife and the vagina is whatever is getting stabbed.

Right now I am TWS.

Right now i am texting while stabbing

by tws1234 January 21, 2011

TW

It Means tiny weenie.
its what you call people witha small penis

Did you know Derek has a TW

by tomathy January 05, 2005

TW

Twat Waffle. A stupid person. A clumsy person. An idiot. Anyone that's not normal.

I can't believe Destinee broke her phone. She's such a TW.

by AWaveOfDave May 24, 2017

TWS

An exclusive brotherhood of secretive and hardcore adventurists that are bonded by a substance that causes their adventures to take unexpected twists and turns. The expanse of TWS is vast and the brotherhood is strong. Nobody forgets a TWS event no matter how much substance there might be to it. Hold your friends close, hold your TWS closer! TWS is for life!

TWS can not be explained, it can only be experienced. You will be lucky to ever have this privileged but it is only bestowed on the worthy not just the willing. TWS...YES YES YES!

by TWSer July 04, 2010