turtleneck sweat

Something all uncircumcised chaps encounter in humid weather, sweat under the hood.
Uncut turtleneck sweater

"My girlfriend always gets major boob-sweat in this weather."
"Oh yeah? You know Jaques the exchange student on the soccer team? He's always going on and on about turtleneck sweat during practice. Which is weird because our uniform is a v-neck"

turtleneck sweat by Darth Wittious October 20, 2015

turtleneck blanket 

When an uncircumcised penis touches tip-to-tip with a circumcised penis and blankets the head with its foreskin. Similar to a Chinese finger trap!

Chad: Dude, did you hear what Heath and Jake did this weekend?

Noah: No, man what happened?

Chad: Heath was passed out at the party and Jake took off his pants and gave him a turtleneck blanket!

Noah: Radical.

turtleneck blanket by Space Jesus July 19, 2016

turtleneck overflow 

When you're wearing a turtleneck, but your neck is too short for the shirt, so you look like a tool.

Lauren: Hey dude, nice turtleneck.
Kevin: Thanks. It doesn't fit me very well.
Lauren: Oh man, you've got some mad turtleneck overflow.

turtleneck overflow by Cejei October 5, 2016

Turtleneck head 

Someone who's "touching cloth" (in serious need of a shit and is breaching the gate) and has a prolapsed rectum

John: that guy with the pink ribbons walking a bit tight swift?
Fred: obviously got turtleneck head calling

Turtleneck head by Bannotti March 22, 2017

Turtleneck Steamer 

Covering the hole in the front of the toilet while your shitting with your shirt. Then putting your face in your shit and taking a fat whiff

I took such a fat shit that I had to hit it with the turtleneck steamer

Turtleneck Steamer by CheeseMan6612 July 5, 2023

Swiss Turtleneck 

The act of a man's head being placed between two sets of large breasts so that the breasts form a "turtleneck" around the man's neck.

Brandon: "Dude, i got the two Emily's to give me a Swiss Turtleneck!"

Blake: "Nice!"

Swiss Turtleneck by Big Choctaw July 9, 2010

one-eyed night-crawler w/ turtleneck 

Covert expression for the male (possibly uncircumcised) sexual tool.
see: one eyed trouser trout

His best catches were when he used his one-eyed night-crawler-with-a-turtleneck as bait.

one-eyed night-crawler w/ turtleneck by sonni hopkins September 7, 2005