tocuslingus

eating out someone's asshole; "tossing someone's salad"

We went out to dinner, then back to his place to engage in some tocuslingus.

by electryone December 30, 2007

Totus Tuus

Latin expression prominently associated with the late Pope John Paul II, first coined in his 1994 book "Crossing the Threshold of Hope." Means, "all for you", expressing the ideal of a worldly commitment to a single good. Pope John Paul II would write this expression in the top right-hand corner of every hand-written document.

"My devotion - totus tuus"

by Pedro the spicy September 23, 2005

tukuslingus

The process of eating out ones bottom. Specifically with the tounge and/or nibbling of the teeth.

"Fred gave me the gift of tukuslingus, it was most pleasurable!"

by Shana :)))))))))))))))))))) January 28, 2005

tucson syndrome

The acts that pertain to a wide variety of douchiness that include (but are not limited to)-"reppin" the west coast and convincing yourself you are THE west coast (although you live in the middle of the southwest), attacking civics with shovels (because bats are so overrated), the constant band-wagoning of one of the following-LA Lakers, NY Yankees, or any other "hip team," treating girls more worse than how Ron Artest treats Detroit Piston fans, liking Wiz Khalifa because you heard it on the pop radio station and desperately want to start a conversation with someone since everybody you come into contact with automatically thinks you're a tool, indirectly advocating the need to get your ass beaten, hanging out with T-Town youngins..mainly in the Oro Valley area since nobody over the age of 15 can automatically sense your tooltastic ideals, posing on top of cop cars (since you may be too pu$$y to do it while the cop is watching and your Myspace needs a new profile pic), the changing of ones religious views/heritage on a weekly basis, or the self convincing attitude that "a jail can't handle me" when in reality, your immaturity would be bent over your bunk and given a ride by various members of the Mexican Mafia, Cartels, and MS13.

That brosef has got Tucson Syndrome (TS) pretty bad. That's his third Natty and he's already yielding that shovel. Quick! Someone play some Black & Yellow to calm him down so we won't miss any of the LA game.

by thatguychico June 1, 2011

Tucson syndrome

severe suicidal feelings or thoughts, similar to those brought forth by prolonged stays in the city of Tucson, Arizona.

Man, living in 1980's East Berlin is giving me a severe case of Tucson Syndrome.
The doctor succumbed to his Tucson Syndrome and swallowed several bottles of Codeine.

by V45h May 20, 2008

Tucson

A city clearly not meant for many of the ignorant, sheltered people that appear to have given it such a bad rep here.

Best mexican food, great camping weather, beautiful hiking trails.

Not to mention the fact that it is culturally diverse, giving one the chance to open their eyes to the screwed up reality that we live in (that is to say you make the decision to progress foreward and STOP using your parents' money to get drunk all the time at college parties.)

/end rant.

I'm happy I grew up in Tucson.

by Lola P December 12, 2010

Tucson Chorizo Cheves

When one has sex with their authority figure and then craps a justicy load on their desk.

Dude, the principle was totally asking for a Tucson Chorizo Cheves.

by Geimi and Tara March 28, 2007