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Bare Minimum Twitter

People who are easily impressed, if not infatuated, by basic tasks such as cooking, cleaning, being nice, etc.
Bare Minimum Twitter be like: He can cook?? Marry him sis there aren't many left!!!
by wokeassbitch00 January 26, 2018
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twitter's white boy of the month

When twitter crowns their white boy of the month, it is most likely a skinny, string bean ass, brown haired guy that looks like he hasn't slept in 129 years and doesn't eat, only hit's his juul. Also, they are softboy's, feeding off younger girls self-esteem issues by tweeting random ass things like 'You are beautiful!'. But when the month is over, twitter will drop them faster than a hot frying pan and move on to month's white boy.
Trish: "Hey, who was twitter's white boy of the month in August?"

Loren: "It was Noah centipede."
by #1 bish January 5, 2019
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Twitterbomb

To pollute the stream of a Twitter hashtag by tweeting a meaningless, satirical, or spamlike tweet containing the hashtag. Usage is comparable to googlebomb.
McDonald's marketers were horrified as #mcdstories, meant to solicit positive tweets about experiences at the restaurant chain, was twitterbombed with replies like "I ate a Big Mac and got the shits for 24hrs. #mcdstories"
by bselig November 7, 2012
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Twitter

A social media website consisting largely of trolls, slacktivists, mentally ill, cyberstalkers and groomers.
You can make many friends on Twitter but unfortunately they're fake friends.
by AnonDoxy July 9, 2018
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Sonic Twitter

The definition of hypocrisy, in this place nobody will accept your opinion, and you HAVE to like 3&k or else they’ll hunt you down. Also for some reason everybody idolizes people with over 2k followers. Arguing with people here is like talking to a brick wall.
Please get me out of sonic twitter, it’s just endless debates about sonics models and endless arguments.
by rouge-q October 28, 2020
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twitterate

Adj. Literate in Twitter-speak; able to use Twitter.
Doug: Hey man, did you see my last tweet?
Tom: Nah, sorry dude, I'm still not twitterate.
by UD Phwoar July 26, 2011
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congratulations you have just reached the max amount of boredom you can ever reach on the planet
do you even have anything else better to do than this???????
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