Trooper/Cali

Cute, loves California, Sweet, Funny, Has Memory Loss, Awsome Style, Steals Words, Wants To Be A Warrior, Weak Sauce, Double Double, Loves Jersey Shore, Tik Tok, Likes Cheeta Print ..., Loves Suprises.

Trooper/Cali is Unrealll

by OC Cali Boy Surfer January 9, 2010

Trooper Mike

A state trooper who was born and raised in Alma, Missouri. After attending Santa Fe High (go Chiefs!), he majored in criminal justice at Missouri State (class of '07). He often can be found patrolling the i-70 in his good ole' cruiser, sometimes with his police partner Jay Hammersmith. He is a Republican and Southern Baptist, and enjoys listening to country western music. When he is not in his hometown, he is skiing at Vail, Colorado, his favorite ski mountain. On his days off from patrol duty, he can be found hunting, or in the ole' armchair, catching reruns of Wild Roses, The Young and the Restless, As the World Turns, or one of his favorite movies, High Noon, and The Good the Bad and the Ugly. He also enjoys watching sports games on TV, and cheers for the Missouri State Bears, the Missouri Tigers, and the Kansas City Royals.

Recently, he has been featured in a heretofore unprecedented Facebook group, entitled the "Trooper Mike Appreciation Society". This state trooper has made quite the wave in the online community, and has gone from a humble hometown boy to a huge online celebrity. In short, he has gone from zero to sixty in 3.5.

person 1: "Hey, have you added Trooper Mike on facebook?"
person 2: "Of course! He's the bomb-diggity! Haven't you?"
person 1: *quickly adds Trooper Mike* ... "Duh! who hasn't?"

by the pseudonyms February 23, 2010

trooper juice

ginger ale and cointreau

damn that's some good trooper juice

by killin_suckas December 28, 2007

trooper del

By definition a punk ass dyke. Also is another term for anal intercourse. Named in honor of the cum guzzling hose hound Deldoe from the Battleground. Can be used as a verb, adjective, or a noun.

Verb: Dirt Cash and Bieacock Trooperdeled the poor dog until it's rectum exploded.

Adjective: She is such a Trooperdel. All bust and no balls.

Noun: Trooperdel is such an ass pounder.

by Lander Tiger June 7, 2003

trooper mark

When one drinks too much and allows their friend to burn his or her's flesh with a lighter that has been held upside down while ignited so that the lighter head is hot as fuck.

Dan Fusco is an idiot for allowing jeff to give him a trooper mark.

by Swoos Ellington April 9, 2008

trooper mathew

A specific name for one who may possibly have been dropped as a child or born with a deformed frontal cortex, this is a name that you could give to someone for being an absolute imbecile

Stop acting like a Trooper Mathew

by Vespp June 6, 2023

Trooper Stark

Trooper Stark, Professional Police chief that calls himself a Trooper.

You know Trooper Stark? The police chief from SA'F...You don't? Well, gtfo.

by Big Yoda January 31, 2019