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trifecta

That chick is black, female, AND lesbian.

Ouch...the trifecta.
by Mr. Goodbar626 June 3, 2009
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trifecta

The fastest way to puke/give yourself alcohol poisoning from beer: in immediate succession, disc, shotgun, funnel. If done properly, 7 beers in under a minute.
We completed the trifecta in 45 seconds, and felt it immediately.
by captain phoenix May 17, 2006
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trifecta

3 different people giving a sneak attack tittie twister on one person.
Greg Witt was furious after we gave him the trifecta in the hallway yesterday.
by Brian Kasper January 16, 2004
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trifecta

a blond, polish, female who says dumb things on occasion.
i can't believe you just said that; you are such a trifecta!
by Elisabeth Curylo December 6, 2004
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trifecta

To get drunk. blind , bent, or by any other means fucked up while playing spades (or any other game) and finishing the night by fucking a girl on the opposing team in the same night!
Man I had a trifecta last night. We met these girls, went back to their house got bent, played a game of spades and not only did I beat her ass in spades. But I smashed that shit and bounced!
by jrodg December 5, 2007
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Trifecta

An act whereby a man is able, in one night, to gain access to all three holes of a meretricious woman.

This can be summed easily into a wonderfully simplistic mnemonic: the yapper, the snapper, and the crapper.
Man, that chick is a fucking freak! I scored a trifecta on the first date with her.
by chalmetteshocker December 16, 2008
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Trifecta

Hooking up with a grandma, mom, and daughter all from the same bloodline on the same day. A near impossible manuever, especially when considering the legality of the daughter and the nauseatingly old grandma.
The Trifecta has happended only twice in recorded human history. Once by Baron Hans Fucksalot of Stockholm in 1893 and later by Emperor Fabulous Mastadonia in 1914. This latter Trifecta was committed on the family of Franz Ferdinand and is acknowledged to be the direct cause of the first World War.
by crazy b May 1, 2005
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