1) A mandatory order of bacon at every meal. EVERYTHING else is optional (if that!).
2) Bacon-flavoured single-malt whisky
2) Bacon-flavoured single-malt whisky
by MaximumWarp87 October 26, 2019
"my boyfriend is such a Travis"
by EliottsBusinesz April 8, 2022
This is a guy who you will either like or be annoyed be. A Travis will either have a happy mood, humor drier than the Sahara, or when he had sugar, act like a kindergartner on crack. A Travis is usually going to have a tropical fruit as his AP Biology teacher and an ice cream flavor for his English teacher. A Travis will have a wide variety of friends, from the tea group, to a flour tortilla, and more. He CAN be caring, but only in dire need or when someone is really feelin down.
Boy 1: Man that dude is going crazy
This one girl in a Spanish class: Of course he is. That's a Travis, aka a kindergartner on crack
This one girl in a Spanish class: Of course he is. That's a Travis, aka a kindergartner on crack
by BillFromIT November 27, 2018
when you rub your balls in your partner's face when they are on the computer, preferably when they are sending a letter to a senator or congressman or something else.
D: My husband is so busy with his campaign and that bitch. I need to cheer him up.
J: Give him The Travis.
D: Heck yea, it's gonna blow his mind!
J: Give him The Travis.
D: Heck yea, it's gonna blow his mind!
by The Tiger King April 6, 2020
by Travis McIrv December 7, 2011
Travis is an impressive man of wit and brawn. He's a stud with the ladies and often is overcome by so many women wanting his enormous junk. He is a virtuoso at everything he does and is the proverbial anti-chris. Travis is the kryptonite of Chris and is the only hope the world has for defeating the mighty Chris. He battles with his powerful allies: Roger Federer, Taylor Lautner, Rafael Nadal, Michael Schumacher, Jeremy Clarkson, and the almighty Datsun 280Z. Travis can defeat Chris only with the power of the stock 1978 Datsun 280Z because it is poison to Chris, comparable to a silver bullet to a werewolf.
Holy fuck, I think that was just Travis and his counterparts coming from the great battle of Chris vs. Travis. He must have slain the beast and claimed his beautiful latina girlfriend for his own.
by Rogerfedsun280z December 7, 2010
A tie dye ninja using skilled hands and dimples on prey Travis is extremely smart and cunning He thinks so much you will find yourself intrigued by the things you dont know or understand about him handsom with a great butt and skin Modest even though he knows he's a legend on the streets and between the sheets. Loving Travis is inevitable if he wants it He loves his girl even though she's crazy She is also awesome and loves him too He is complex Its always usually interesting He has a big sexy man muscle with great pubes He is funny The best cuddler in town He can party a GOOD friend or GIRLFRIEND is advised to be around for it Travis mostly never dosent smell sexy He could rock a drip of patchouli for a week but rarely does chain smokes in his sleep but the person who usually babysits while he's sleeping would not rather be keeping anyone else from burning down the house He loves his Mama He's a Taurus on the cusp of Aries and fits his sign well He is good at anything he wants to be good at anything he puts his mind to Travis cant make up his mind He is tall and fun to look at unknown if a Travis can sing but its been said he does Karaoke Travis likes flashy lights colors tech tv sex steak girls in underware cramps in his feet tools partying secrets sleeping cuddling cats feeling groovy loving games festivals Neil Young and pillows. Travis also means; at a cross road
by ~cstoy~ April 7, 2012