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Trader Joe’s

Trader Joes toes in a garden hose in a nose that smells like a Rose, Trader Joe’s is broccoli with relish blended in a smoothie with toe nails, most scrumptiously amazingly glorious tasting thing ever
P1-Do you know joe?

P2- who’s joe?
P1- Trader Joe’s toes in a garden hose
by DogLover_cool July 9, 2023
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Pocket Trader

An individual who trades stocks almost exclusively via their smart phone device. Typically an amateur with no professional trading experience.
These damn pocket traders are moving the market!
by JPPALM22 June 16, 2020
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toilet trader

A man who has sex with other men in public toilets for money. Marwood is mistakenly identified as one in the film "Withnail and I."
Monty: About how you came to Chelsea and your arrest in the Totenham Court Road. He told me about your problems, how you feel.

Peter: Problems, what problems?

Monty: You are a toilet trader! Go with it boy, give into to it. It’s like a tide. Don’t let it ruin your youth as I nearly did over Eric.

Peter: I’m not homosexual, Monty.
by Pete October 6, 2004
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People Trader

A political animal in corporate or financial world. Someone that gets rich, but not necessarily makes money for his or her employer. Usually someone that has an overwhelmingly technical disability compensated by his or her astonishing capability kissing some serious ass.
I can't believe Dave got that management spot, he can't add 2 and 2.

Yeah but he's an awesome People Trader, though.
by CBALTHAZAR October 21, 2008
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wandering trader

the scum of the earth. they and their fucking stupid llamas deserve to die.
“Is that a wandering trader?”
“Yes. Kill it immediately
“Done”
“You didn’t kill it’s fucking llamas!”
by iminmemumscarvroomvroom June 3, 2021
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nigger day trader

A person, generally black who enters the market mid day and buys beer and lottery tickets. Otherwise unemployed
Kelvin he do o.k as a nigger day trader. Shit, enough for cheesecake factory though
by Spores December 14, 2012
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Sole Trader

Building on the social psych definition, there are number parameters to be a sole trader.

1 - A sole trader always has a higher preference for warm associations over close friendships. While sole traders can be friendly and engaging, they maintain a distance with all people at all times. This can unintentionally upset/offend others, when misinterpreted.

2 - Unlike the lone wolf, the sole trader naturally associates many social groups and classes. Sole traders always have an above average intellect. This quality assistants with their preference for solitude but intermingling with many social stations.

3 - Generally, a sole trader is a personal description based on inner reflection. It would be uncommon to call someone else a sole trader.
The character Tom Booker in the Book/Movie The Horse Whisper is an example of a sole trader.
by Urbane Wordsmith April 7, 2013
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