Totes

Abbreviated version of "totally." All words that "totes" modifies should be abbreviated if at all possible; some exceptions apply.

Original usage is "totes obvi" and should never be used by people who actually use "obvi" in conversation.

I am totes starve tonight.
That comment was totes inapprop.
Those test questions were totes ridic!
I can't believe he wouldn't buy me a drink. He is totes cheap!

by IAmTheBooty July 3, 2007

Totes

Two or more large open topped bags with straps, often made of hemp, organic canvas or carbon neutral nylon, typically used by hippies and green yuppies.

Honey, are we ready to go to the farmer's market? Don't forget our totes!

Omg, are those totes made from recycled materials? How greentastic!

by LilMountain April 22, 2011

Tote

Tote is a Spanglish word for "pussy" originating from the Spanish word "Toto".

Pronounced "toat"

Kanye west: yo did you freshen up your tote
Kim: yes i did with some green soap,
Kanye west:good! soap soap soap freshen up your tote.
Kim: yes, soap soap soap freshen up your tote

by Lysergic High August 6, 2019

tote

tote is a slang word which refers to the harboring of feelings for someone or something. It can be used interchangeably with depressed

brad: dude are you okay?
jake: no man i failed my chem test so i'm in a tote mood

by yevane November 7, 2011

a tote

To have a puff of someone's cigarette

Barbara farted on Steve, so Steve would move away and Barbara could have a tote

by furrybacon September 15, 2015

Tote

Trinidadian slang meaning to hold a grudge for petty reasons, unusually unknown to the person it is directed at.

Girl: "OMG, they went to the mall and didn't invite me! I'm going to tote for life!"

by Zukoo December 11, 2013

Totes

(abreviation) of totally

For real, we thought Denise was drinking Vodka, but it was totes paint thinner. During the funeral, I just about lolled!

by Scheissemann May 18, 2009