Torpedo Guido

A derogative term used to refer to Persians or Iranians (sometimes Armenians, Azeris, and other Persian derivatives). Mostly because they are commonly mistaken for Italians due to similarities in appearance, personality, and chest hair ratio. The torpedo section refers to how the Iranian government has much interest in Nuclear warfare.

Person 1 : Damn, it seems like all Rostam and his friends ever do is talk to girls and use a bunch of hair gel.

Person 2: I know! And why are those guidos wearing leather jackets it's like 90 degrees outside!!?!?
Person 3: Beats me! But those aren't guidos, they are Persian. They are torpedo guidos!!

by Superson June 22, 2014

Poop Torpedo

A poop torpedo is a poop that when followed by a fart launches a piece of solid poop into the toilet causing a splash of water like a torpedo would. You could in this case yell “fire” to let everyone know that you are locked and loaded and currently firing a poop torpedo.

Yesterday while I was on the toilet I launched the biggest poop torpedo in history, it was so big the splash back caught me and I was under heavy fire.

by Snapchat Rotaru May 21, 2020

Torben

A person who has the world on a string. He is the man, the royal king, the boss, whatever you wanna call it that'll be him. These highly exclusive specimins are internationally renowned for being able to beat Chuck Norris at arm wrestling while trading shares. Men can't multitask?, mortals can't! These people are so fascinating and pleasant you wouldn't mind them not calling you ever again.....they've got more awesome things to do. Insane sex, just add women. He has a large penis.

"Wow, when you did that quadriple backflip over a gorge filled with cougars, bears and menstruating women, you were so the Torben"
"Armies are powerfull but not quiet Torben"
"The pope is really adorable but not quiet a Torben"
"Davinci was great but not quiet Torben"

by Lamahirtetorben January 2, 2017

bangalore torpedo

(n.) anti-trap device created by Captain McClintock of the British army while serving in India, 1912. The "Torpedo" was a number of ten steel tubes, about 13 pounds in weight each, that were flat-packed and assembled as needed. The front-most pole would have an explosive on the end which would detonate any mines in the area or clear barbed wire.

During the American Omaha beach landings on d-day, 1944, they troops cut throught the barbed wire with a bangalore torpedo.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

torpedo tits

Breasts in which the nipple and areola are on the high side of the breasts so that they appear to curve up. A fascination of the 50's era, bras were made to resemble this breast shape

Wow, that high school chick has torpedo tits!

by Bibliophile311 April 7, 2009

Toledo Torpedo

Moving one's bowels under water while in a bath, hot tub, or pool on another person.

I was making out in a pool, and as I dove under water She gave me a Toledo Torpedo.

by DJ Rawdawg May 1, 2006

Ragin' Torpedo

Masterbate until your shlong has turned a pinkish red color. Now, anally slam your partner against a wall. When she screams, release your penis from her pussy. Now, allow her to enjoy sucking your cock while reciting the ABC's.

Hey babe, will you please give me a Ragin' Torpedo?

by dbakizzle January 13, 2009