toolbaggin'

A guy, specifically one in middle school or ages 12-15, who wears baggy shorts, a backwards baseball hat, and acts like he wants to have sex with every girl he meets, and is a douche to everyone else.

"Dude, look at that guy wearing those shorts and hat."
"Yeah man, he's toolbaggin'."

by rastcou646 August 10, 2012

toolbag

a chick who like tools inside of her

jack: man i was hitting on this girl at the bar last night, super fly.... but when she said she liked Lil' wayne's rock album... I knew she was a toolbag.
-or-
jack: man those bitches on the hills are nothin' but tool magnet ...bitches.
floyd: yeah they're basically a sold out shelf of designer toolbags.

by blasterkash# July 20, 2010

toolbag

A piece of shit

George W. Bush is a toolbag

by Dickforbrains March 19, 2009

toolbag

A man who has the skills and knowledge to do better in life, but doesn't apply them.

Hey toolbag! Are you still working at the plant? You lazy union grunt!

by Doug February 6, 2005

Toolbag

A Completely Useless Person.
-This goes far beyond being a so called "tool"...at a least a tool, the object itself, can be useful. Whereas a Toolbag is completely Useless apart from Holding 'tools' Itself.

-Kind of like designing a shovel that would stand up by itself,...instead of a person standing there "holding the shovel up" and watching the other person working.

-A Meat-Head

Are you going to do something besides stand there like a toolbag today?

Hey, Toolbag!?...

What a complete Toolbag.

That guy couldn't punch his way out of a wet paper bag he's such a toolbag.

by Paddy McBallsack February 19, 2011

Toolbag

Someone who is both a duche and a tool

Fred:"Man Eric is a toolbag"

Eric:"Dude I am Eric! you are the toolbag"

Fred: "Sorry Dude I forgot you were you for a second"

by notstevejohnson October 6, 2011

toolbagass

A person who shoves things up their rectum in order to cover up their aspergers and appear more like a tool at the same time.

Matt is a toolbagass.

by jrbennyboy October 13, 2011