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tonpettenati

To beat off near your friends and proceed to jizz on one of their arms
Tony: Nate, I'm about to blow
Nate: Shit Ton, dont do it
(Ton blows a load on Nate's arm)
Drew: Hahahaha dude you just got a tonpettenati
by Bitsindahouse October 21, 2009
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TONICed

When your friend is too sauced and they ask you to buy them another drink, order a tonic water with lime. Tastes foul like alcohol, but doesn’t make them further lose motor control. Order two to really get them - they’ll think that they’re the coolest one in the bar and you’ll get a good laugh.
Nothing like waking up and realizing you were toniced!”

“We need to tonic her right now
by Monz Baby June 20, 2021
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Poon Tonic

An alcoholic drink that will get a girl drunk to help you get laid.
Dude what are you drinking, it's stout as fuck? It's poon tonic, I'm gonna go give it to that slut over there.
by teitezzy January 3, 2011
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bleach and tonic

A alcoholic drink in it is bleach and tonic which everybody on the falcons team drank when the patriots won the superbowl
I had a bad day i am going to drink a bleach and tonic
by the_sleeping_weasel_ March 2, 2017
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Vodka and Tonic

If you mix more than 1:1 you will burn up all your tonic.... Don't do that!

Fill a glass of any size that suits your fancy with ice. Fill the glass 1/2 to 3/4 with the shittiest vodka you've got. Splash a little tonic on top.
Dave, make me a vodka and tonic and don't go burnin' up all my tonic!
by aznPersuasion December 20, 2019
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Vodkrin' tonic

A Vodka and Tonic, but easier to say to a bartender, Vodkrin' tonic. If the bartender isn't from Boston, however, he might look at you like you have 3 heads.
I'm gonna make a Vodkrin' tonic and watch some TV.
by reggaetonLatino July 27, 2010
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Poor Man's Gin and Tonic

A mixed drink consisting of 6 oz. of Sprite and 3 oz. of Gin
Partygoer: Man, you got any tonic water and limes?
Host: Nah man, just use Sprite.
Partygoer: What am I supposed to do with Sprite?
Host: Make a Poor Man's Gin and Tonic, fool.
by CarringtonS January 29, 2009
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