Tonk

Something extremely bitchin or biscuity

That 1974 dodge ram van is tonk as hell.

by Gdhsjbdbd October 24, 2017

TONK

Tonk - The sound emitted from the persons head when struck by a flashlight.

1 - The tonk was apprehended by the police.

2 - And the tonks keep comming.

by AZ Mustangs August 09, 2006

Tonks

A BABE

What a tonks

by hollieeeeee12323413245 October 19, 2011

Tonk

A reference used on internet discussion forums, it describes the sound made by an over zealous or Nazi like moderator when he strikes the 'ban' key to silence another forum member.

For example: "Damn!!!, it looks like BK just TONKED another member..."

by ArizonaFreedomRider January 12, 2005

tonk

A card game popularized by the great Thomas Warhoch II

"Hey lets play some Tonk, I'm down $15 from my other friend"

by Alexjandro September 17, 2008

Tonks

A word used to replace 'klutz' (or 'clutz'). It has the same definition of being a clumsy person and is derived from the character of Nymphadora Tonks in the Harry Potter books who was "dead clumsy".

Sister: *walks into supermarket and knocks over a shelf of canned soups* "Crap! I'm sorry.
Brother: *sighs* "You're such a tonks."

by Rina Lam October 13, 2011

Tonk

This is a word that has many meaning's. It is a word that can not be told how to use, you simply must learn how to use it.

1. That guy is Tonked as!

2. She's so hot i just want to Tonk the shit out of her!

I'm gonna Tonk her like she's never been Tonked before!

3. Let's go get Tonked

4. Dude I'm so Tonked! (Drunk/Happy/Sad/Excited/Depressed.. etc)

5. I'm gonna Tonk you!!!

6. hahahaha you're such a Tonk

by Milfna July 09, 2010