by Alex Gabrielle November 06, 2011
A phrase that can be used to defer blame for telling a joke that is lame and/or unfunny. The blame is then shifted upon Jacob. The call must be said within 5 seconds much like the 3 second rule.
by nigerius September 17, 2006
1)Me: "Mike and Erin got married!"
Casey: "I know. A little bird told me".
2) Parent: "A little bird told me that you have been smoking".
Child (embarassed): "Mother/Father!"
Parent: "Cigarettes are a waste of money just to be burned up!"
Casey: "I know. A little bird told me".
2) Parent: "A little bird told me that you have been smoking".
Child (embarassed): "Mother/Father!"
Parent: "Cigarettes are a waste of money just to be burned up!"
by Karen Stickney October 15, 2007
A derivative of the common phrase, thats what she said, is that what you told her is a response to any sentence that contains sexual innuendoes. It is best used in a sentence involving fitting something into a hole or something being inadequate.
"Are you sure it can fit in there?"
"Is that what you told her?"
"It was fun but it wasn't something i would do more than once."
"Is that what you told her?"
"That was amazing!"
"Is that what you told her?"
"Is that what you told her?"
"It was fun but it wasn't something i would do more than once."
"Is that what you told her?"
"That was amazing!"
"Is that what you told her?"
by Ryan J W January 05, 2009
The intensely pleasurable feeling a doomsayer gets when saying "I told you so," often accompanied by a long rant pontificated with various enthusiastic gesticulations.
Doomsayer: Hahahahaha I told you the economy would crash!
Random Acquaintance: Woah, dude, don't have an I-told-you-sorgasm.
Random Acquaintance: Woah, dude, don't have an I-told-you-sorgasm.
by Planeswalker_ November 19, 2008
Teacher: Do you work please class.
John: MAKE ME A FUCKIN SANDWICH BITCH!
Teacher: Uh.... ok....
Nes: It does what its told!!!
John: MAKE ME A FUCKIN SANDWICH BITCH!
Teacher: Uh.... ok....
Nes: It does what its told!!!
by John Kern November 20, 2005
by PineappleJuice March 26, 2015