toilet

Device that you use to catch your brown shitty or yellow cum. When you're done you wipe that ass using some toilet paper. The public ones smell fucking disgusting so don't use them. You can also masturbate on these things which is nice. In Japan the toilets are a whole fucking water show.

imma take a shit on the toilet

by coemspro🤑 June 13, 2023

Toilet

#1 cause of AFK-kicking in gamers.

I got kicked for being AFK for too long just because I needed to use the toilet.

by john stromboli January 10, 2021

Toilet

toilet

poop in the toilet

by appointment March 10, 2018

toilet

a place such as Miami, Florida or Newark, New Jersey.
Or...East St. Louis, Illinois

Miami is the biggest fuckin' toilet in the country

by Woody Thomas July 20, 2008

toiletous

To be grimey, or to smell bad.

That bitch is toiletous.

by OMGZZZKELLY November 13, 2005

Toileted

It is now used in Half Life 2 Multiplayer when someone is killed by an object, thrown with the gravity gun.

Dude, you totally toileted me in that last round...

by Coldmud December 3, 2004

toilet

People like to drink toilet water. A huh huh huh huh.

I smoked a toilet with Barack Obama today.

by Barry Trotter December 14, 2008