Gypsy 'football'club from South London mainly consisting of mercenary French / Dutch / African players many without correct work permits. Soon to be relocating to new ground called 'The Pond' (as it will be full of frogs). support base generally consists of fast food restaurant workers, abu hamza, inbreeds and Martin Tyler.
Whilst walking through a public park used by dogs one might remark ' Look at that steaming pile of Arsenal'
by derek wilton March 31, 2004
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An ass that is big, nice, and round. Commonly found on girls of African decent and the most attractive white girls. Derived from the word arse. An arsenal can be identified by its large size and perfectly round shape.
1. Beyonce has such a nice arsenal.

2. Yo bro, look at dat arsenal bounce!
by PingrySoccerTeam September 15, 2011
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A London team no where near arsenal and are only reliant on foreign (mainly french players).
Move back down south and get jobed up by millwall you french c**ts.
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When combining the words ARSE and ANAL we learn how the English Premiership came up with a rather clever way to name a team ARSENAL. Like arse-anal but said together its arsenal!
Arsenal watches Chelsea take away their hopes!
by Gueethepagan May 4, 2005
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A cancerous football club that have had the same manager for centuries and have never won premier league.
Just like Liverpool, Arsenal are cancerous
by RealOGjames November 15, 2017
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'Can't believe arsenal didn't qualify for the champions league'
by Asensio.CF January 28, 2018
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Some shitty football team from London. Got beat by BOLTON and Man United TWICE. Chelsea are better
Arsene Wenger's got a cheeky smile. Everyone knows he's a paedophile
by Biddy March 12, 2005
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