Telemediation

Visiting other places virtually via mobile telepresence

A telemediation allows a person to visit an event thousands of miles away and direct another person who carries a camera.
discount code: DAH6012FR1
www.telemediators.com (launched 2010)
First Service in the world to offer virtual travel, virtual attendance of weddings, funerals, live museum visits, live tourism.

by DanielHowardTelemediation December 14, 2010

telemarketer

The telephone equivalent of spam.

The worst kind of salesman in the universe.

Traits: Officious, sometimes bullshittingly "polite" pricks who will recall your number over and over when they aren't scamming other random phone numbers.

How to deal with them: Shoot em up! ...er, i meant

How to really deal with them: Whenever one of these calls you, immediately i.d. which category it falls into:

Survey
Unwanted service
Donation scam
Subcription for 40 months of shitty magazines you dont need

Now the fun part. Keep acting like youre interested in whatever theyre offering. Thank them for every last excruciating detail they throw at you at hyper-machine gun speed so they have trouble concentrating trying to sucker you into their shit. Prolong everything. Ask questions about everything they say (be sure to sound as happy as can be, and as interested as a masochist in hell). Then, when the inevitable closing deal part of the conversation comes, your choices are:

Hang-up
"Fuck youz" + Hang-up
"Go fuck yourself"
"Get a real job"
"U r SuxOr"
"-random soundeffect-"
"i did your mom"

Be creative. Let your imagination take over in getting back at these asses. Peace`=)

Notorious telemarketers = Orange County Register, Phone survey groups, Magazine subscribers

All mentioned above, kiss my ass

by Ranger Elite July 21, 2008

Sergio Telemundo

Talkative down ass vato from the four "O" eight who is best described as too sexy. His species can be located in the deli section of any participating safeway. He/she goes by the names of "Don Vito" and "Raul Mata".

1.where sergio telemundo at?
2.whats telemundo's last name?
3.tell telemundo to come over here!

by setonioboy March 8, 2005

telemark

1. A style of skiing (mainly practiced by hippies) that involves half a binding, half a brain, and a whole lot of balls. Well suited for powder and backcountry access.

2. a place in Norway

I’m a pot smokin’, tree hugin’, telemarkin’ hippie
Telemark: drop knees not bombs

by beerman January 23, 2006

Ghetto Telemetry

When you are at the ER and you need to admit a patient to a ward with telemetry surveilance but there just isnt one availiable, you resort to ghetto telemetry: POX-meter and the patient hooked up to the ECG with the nurse ready to print a snapshot every time the heartrate drops below a threshhold with 0.5ml atropine ready at hand.

Doc!! the all the heart telemetry monitors are in use, what do we do?! calm down! Hook him up to a Ghetto Telemetry!

by Dorre August 26, 2007

telemabob

One of those dang blasted mobilized devices that every Tom, Richard, and their dog Harry carry around with them day-to-day.

I done went down to Ralcomm and got me one of them there telemabobs.

Sorry I got to go my telemabob is ringing.

by Mooty with the big booty December 12, 2018

Tlemcenophobia

A hatred toward the people of Tlemcen, a town in Algeria, who are sometimes seen as miserly, sectarian and racist.

Kara-Terki : Stop your Tlemcenophobia, this is ridiculous.
Hichem : I shall erase you from the face of the earth.

by Verdino June 2, 2021