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shabby titmuss

An expression to accurately sum up the lower-than-your-boots level to which the Z lister Ms Titmuss has sunk in an attempt to publicise herself to death.

Yeh, like we won't see her without her clothes on anymore as she has recently boasted. Yeh, Yeh, hairy arseholes - that is as likely as that long drink of scottish water John Leslie returning to the couch with Fern Britten...........

Good looking, granted but a real wrong-un
Shabby Titmuss and the foray into Adult Channel presenting

Hells Kitchen

Her grubby website with her big jugged friend - Linsey Prawn McKenzie

Her threesome sex video and 'recruitment' of young pretty girls for modelling
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Surprise Titfuck

1. When, in sexual foreplay or sex, a man sneaks his penis between a woman's breasts without first getting consent for a titfuck.
2. The way most girls are introduced to the activity of titfucking.
Guy 1: "Get any boob action from that apple at the pool party last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah. She was just going to give me a handjob but I managed to slip it in under her bikini top for a surprise titfuck. Felt good, man."
by Willickers July 3, 2010
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Rebekka Tijhuis

A frickable creature with blonde hair. If u need a life partner, search for a Rebekka Tijhuis. Omfg she so cool. She makes the best 'moo' sounds and can communicate with cows. I even saw a Rebekka Tijhuis teaching a cow to do the split.
"I am in a bad mood, could need a Rebekka Tijhuis."
"Omg yes! I want a Rebekka Tijhuis!"
by Jøllemann February 2, 2021
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Titus

Titus is a very funny guy who can make anyone laugh. He can be kind sometimes but is very self-centered, Lots of girls will probably like him. He is very creative in arts and music. And their horoscope will most likely be Leo.
Person 1 (Titus): *talks to girls*
Person 2: he is probably a titus!
by WhatALozerrrrrr May 14, 2018
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tithaus

tithaus, or tithouse, refers to a girl who has exceptional boobs, usually large.

Often abbreviated to the more colloquial term 'haus'.
she is a complete tithaus!

did you see her twin cannons, what a tithaus!

Fucking Tithaus!
by Kashinwah July 2, 2011
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titular line

The titular line (or title line) is a line in a film, book or song which includes the name of the film, book or song.
eg. In the movie "Limitless" starring Bradley Cooper, the protagonist (Eddie Morra) explains the effect that a newfound mystery pill has on his intellect. He says, "a tablet a day, and what I can do with my day was limitless." This is called a titular line.
by WritersBlockNYC March 3, 2016
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Titus Lux

Titus is always a loser and is bipolar
Damn, that Titus Lux kid is really bipolar and is really cool
by ClearlySnacks December 6, 2018
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