Ham tipper

Someone who does not tip at the strip club until the buffet is giving out free ham sandwiches. He then takes the dollar bills and puts them in the chefs apron instead of the girls. He is a slob with a limp penis.

Eric never gave a tip to a stripper until the buffet served up some ham. He is a real ham tipper.

by Mark Sil February 16, 2006

Brown Bear tipper

Someone who takes a shit on a street corner or at a bus shelter or even on a bus cause he just cant be bothered to wait to go toilet.

John Connor is a Brown Bear tipper

by AGnumbnuts November 18, 2011

Marker Tipper

A post shit wipe job that seemingly never wipes clean. No matter how many wipes, the paper looks like a magic marker tip is peeking out your ass and streaking the toilet paper. Eventually, you just give up and except it won’t be completely clean.

Man it never fails. I was in a hurry and took a quick shit. Ended up with a marker tipper and spent 15 minutes wiping myself raw. Finally gave up.

The marker tipper I had ended up also leaving skid marks in my boxers.

by Dick Onchin December 7, 2020

Lindenhurst Liquor Lid Tipper

The arousing act of carefully popping the cap of a wine bottle off using your partner's throbbing anus, and then proceeding to fill the potentially bloodied anus with the distilled beverage. Usually between two men, but can be performed between any two sexes, (provided both have an experienced, prolapse-able anus of divine integrity.)

This one time, me and my buddy Keith performed a Lindenhurst Liquor Lid Tipper on each other, and my buddy Keith, like, I did it wrong, and the whole damn bottle exploded in his ass! I swear man, it was like, beating off to one man, one jar all over again! His glassy ass was bleeding for weeks!

by titty tickler of the seven sea September 14, 2017

Brown Tipper

A male with a penchant for anal sex. Prefers anal over vaginal sex.

I really like Roger but he’s a brown tipper and well....my back door is exit only.

by Eaton Holgoode December 2, 2017

bad tipper

Someone acting like they put a few quarters in the tip jar when they really just dropped in 2 pennies also people who don't tip because it is "optional" and have no guilt afterward

Friend 1: yo, should I pay a tip?
Friend 2: nah, they're optional
Friend 1: screw it I'm not being a bad tipper

by Ellis De December 5, 2015

Boat Tipper

A large man or women or shemale that would tip a boat because there so fat

Founded by a pud-monkey

Holy shit that’s a boat tipper

by Pud-monkey July 22, 2018