slippery tomato

a slippery tomato is when a female has her period all over a smooth floor surface then the male partner curls into a ball then rools his balled up body through the the trail of bloody discharge face first into the female's reach where she will then forcefuly and unexpecidly thrust his face into her bloody vagina.

did you hear about tom giving amanda a slippery tomato last night?

NO!!! what a sick bastard

by poopy97 June 14, 2011

beach tomato

Someone on the beach who is round and red.

Those beach tomatoes better put on some sunscreen before they start peeling.

by WhiteyWhite August 25, 2013

rusty tomato

When you do analingus while inserting your finger (or appropriate probe-like device) into her menstruating vagina.

Gave the oldbag a one-two followed by the rusty tomato, and it wasn't even in season!!

by rustytomato July 21, 2016

Tomato

What's so wrong with your life that you're looking for the definition of a tomato in urban dictionary

I like tomato

by QUILTON GIRLS May 23, 2019

timtom

Someone who gets lost a lot, often someone who is also a bit stupid too.

Don't trust that Timtom, he'll never get us there on time.

by DamoDefine June 14, 2016

Hobo Tomato Soup

tomato soup made from stolen McDonalds ketchup packets and boiling KETTLE water. must be eaten directly after preperation.

we were super bored and stuff, so we made some Hobo Tomato Soup , just to see what it would be like.

by NikkiDempsey March 19, 2008

downward tomato

A person who is depressed because they don't know where they belong. Downward being depressed, tomato being neither a fruit or a vegetable and thus make it out of place

Mike is a downward tomato because he doesn't know wether he belongs to the nerd group or the art group

by awaffleduck July 3, 2014