A person who; Is exceptionally stupid, Exceptionally thumb like in appearance-Oft bald or Rectangular- or even just exceptionally annoying- usually purposefully so-.
Ex.1
“God, Greg, You seen those recent photos of Musk and Dwayne”?
“Yeah dude, They look like such thumbasses honestly.”
Ex.2
“Damnit Mark! You fucked it up you thumbass!”
“Hey its not my fault you didn’t tell me to check the pressure gage.”
“God, Greg, You seen those recent photos of Musk and Dwayne”?
“Yeah dude, They look like such thumbasses honestly.”
Ex.2
“Damnit Mark! You fucked it up you thumbass!”
“Hey its not my fault you didn’t tell me to check the pressure gage.”
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Basically an idiot who fingers himself with his thumb.
Could be a she, but used against is more powerful but less rude because it sounds silly.
Basically an idiot who fingers himself with his thumb.
Could be a she, but used against is more powerful but less rude because it sounds silly.
Bob: guys, what the square root of 2 is 1, right???
Dave: no, thumbass, it's 1.41421356237 simplified heavily.
Bob: it's definitely rational though, right?
Dave: …
Bob: right???????!!!??!?
Dave: this is peak thumbassery...
OR
John: Bob, are you gay? I saw you eating a burger.
Bob: how are those even related, thumbass? Get your head straight and be straight, it's obvious that you are extremely gay for Dave.
John: no I'm not... *blushes very annoyingly)
Bob: SHAJOFUGINMOUTH
Dave: no, thumbass, it's 1.41421356237 simplified heavily.
Bob: it's definitely rational though, right?
Dave: …
Bob: right???????!!!??!?
Dave: this is peak thumbassery...
OR
John: Bob, are you gay? I saw you eating a burger.
Bob: how are those even related, thumbass? Get your head straight and be straight, it's obvious that you are extremely gay for Dave.
John: no I'm not... *blushes very annoyingly)
Bob: SHAJOFUGINMOUTH
by applesaue September 16, 2025
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1. A misfortunate event for the peeping tom, it's a term used to describe a person with voyeurism who creeps into a targets yard and hides in their bushes. This is someone whom the peeping tom has been stalking for months and has acquired a great deal of infatuation for in the process. When he pops his head up from the bushes and much to his shagrin, he finds his victim in the process of undressing and notices the window is open. From his vantage point, he gets a false sense of security based on the assertion that the curtains are completely obscuring him from view and in the heat of the moment, sticks his penis through the window. The peeping tom then experiences an elated, euphoric response and in his lustful ignorance, fails to notice the victim charging towards the window and slamming it on his penis.
1. A misfortunate event for the peeping tom, it's a term used to describe a person with voyeurism who creeps into a targets yard and hides in their bushes. This is someone whom the peeping tom has been stalking for months and has acquired a great deal of infatuation for in the process. When he pops his head up from the bushes and much to his shagrin, he finds his victim in the process of undressing and notices the window is open. From his vantage point, he gets a false sense of security based on the assertion that the curtains are completely obscuring him from view and in the heat of the moment, sticks his penis through the window. The peeping tom then experiences an elated, euphoric response and in his lustful ignorance, fails to notice the victim charging towards the window and slamming it on his penis.
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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