thumped

To have been beaten or pounded.

"Dude, what happened to Mark's face?"
"He started some shit at the bar last night. Got thumped pretty bad."

by L33tLara June 11, 2009

Nevada Tub Thump

The act of defecating or urinating in a bathtub. The act is typically paired with intoxication and generally results from apathy or else long waits for the toilet.

Dammit Andy, you pulled the Nevada Tub Thump again? Was it number 1 or number 2? Terrible.... just terrible.

by Francois1980 March 26, 2009

Double Thumpkin

When you stick your thumb in the bumm and the love hole and alternate in and out in and out in and out as fast as you can making a noise like "nenenenene"

Tole threw trash out of the car when I told her not to so I gave her a double thumpkin.

by |fn|Gravyfury December 30, 2007

thumping bass

The bass line of a song with an intense driving beat which is solid and mechanical.

The music in this club is terrible, but that thumping bass keeps the booty shaking.

by kypzto August 10, 2008

gourd thumped

having your mind blown.

Alex: "holy tits dude. i can't believe that girl."
Jordan: "i know dude. she wants my cock, big time."
Alex: "you're my hero. all you did was play xbox and some random girl shows you her boobs."
Jordan: "that's nothin nigga. look at this pic."
Alex: "damn. my gourd is thumped. let's get drunk."
Jordan: "i'm gonna carve a nigger beater."
Alex: "gourd thumped. x2"

by big goobie April 23, 2010

Tulumptuous

The adjective given to a group of three friendly individuals in a non-academic high school class. The tulumptuous trio features two good friends and a third "casual" friend who is rarely associated with outside of the classroom.
The trio is ideal for laughing at the pointlessness of the class. There is also the little known "fourth man" who sits slightly in front of the tulumptuous trio and adds occasional funny comments at the discretion of the tulumptuous trio.

Good Friend #1: Yo man, this health class sucks. No one even uses female condoms.

Good Friend #2: Yeah. Glad we have a tulumptuous trio going on. Yo, would you bang the teacher?

"Friend" #3: Dude, I would not.

Fourth Man: (smiles)

by ralphnaderforthewin1996 June 25, 2012

Bible Thumper

A bible thumper is an EXTREMELY religious person. Not just a regular christian, most regular christians are pretty chill. A bible thumper would be:
-A person preaching in the subway or the sreets
-A person who does NOT respect your religious opinion

-Going to extreme measures to practice their religion.

Guy: *sits down at the subway*

Bible Thumper: Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

by TheExtremeEvoker March 6, 2019