These pretzels are making me thirsty

Comes from Seinfield.
I use it as a replacement for "this is making me angry", just like goerge does in a later episode.

You are at a cinema, people keps yaking on the phone, "these pretzels are making me thirsty" (this idiot is making me mad)

by TheLordAkira September 22, 2007

Thirsty Eddie

A man who gets too scummy(drunk) and sexually harass all women. This may include groping, fondling, and being a sexual predator.

Tell me why i saw Thirsty Eddie at Transit almost get his ass kicked by a pimp for fondling his prostitute.

by da MoB March 13, 2008

Thirsty 10 year olds

When annoying 10 year olds get on online games like Animal Jam and Roblox and Minecraft servers asking for dates. Sometimes even advertising as the other gender, not because they are Homosexual, but because they're that damn desprate.

Dude I think some of them are just doing it for the online sex.

Thirsty 10 year olds can usually be found in highly populated places

Girl online: "Needs hot member bayyy"
Me: "WHAT THE heck begone T H O T"

Girl pretending to be a boy: "SAY 123 FOR HOT GUY"

Me: "No stop please just die. Why are you all desperate h00kers"

by Beautiful Garbage January 4, 2018

thirsty hoes

A girl that goes after another girls man. Trying to sip on someone else's "kool aid"

There were thirsty hoes everywhere trying to get with my man. That's my kool-aid, it ain't happening.

by Miss__Lady February 13, 2014

thirsty on main

when you’re thirsty on a public account (like your ig or snap)

not to be thirsty on main but i want a boyfriend

by beans1234567890 December 5, 2018

Thirsty

ADJECTIVE When a person is particularly eager for sexual relations.

Bro your ex is so thirsty for that dick right now.

by Sergeant Major A. Hole May 13, 2016

Thirsty mirsty

The act of wanting something more than actually desired.

You thirsty mirsty as hell to go to the bathroom, bro.

by Mr. Attire October 30, 2011