Human Turducken

the sexual act in which a grown man puts a newborn baby on his penis and then puts he baby into another adult. using the baby as a condom

i hates my girlfriend's kids so i gave her a human turducken

by Big Dick Uncle Joe November 1, 2022

Turducken

Anal or vaginal intercourse with a woman 8+ months pregnant.

When she told me she was at the 8 month mark I offered her a turducken.

by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021

Turducken

Turducken is another word for two stuffed birds. Turkey and duck

Person 1: Bought a turkey for thanksgiving!
Person 2: Buy me a duck too!
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: I'm going to make a turducken. It's a duck stuffed in a turkey
Person 1: Sounds gross but ok

by MioBoy.exe March 24, 2020

turducken

its a turkey, duck and chicken all stuff inside of each other.

Me: Mom what's for dinner?
Mom: a Turducken!
Me: cool

by ClassOf2018 December 29, 2014

turducken

the act of dodging flying fecal matter thrown by simians whilst visiting the zoo.

I almost got hit in the face with some monkey shit, but luckily i did my turducken move, and my friend took it to the dome instead.

by seerokool March 28, 2019