While doing naked pull-ups the other day, my girlfriend walked face-first into my erect penis, so I proceeded to give her a DIRTY TOPHER
by TGsr918 June 7, 2020
Get the dirty tophermug. Topher Joe is short for Christopher Joseph.
The sweetest, sexiest, most perfect guy on this planet who will make you laugh harder than you knew you could. Time spent with a Topher Joe is never wasted and never forgotten; he is never enough. The most sweet and sensitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beautiful inside and out. A true Topher Joe will have amazing chameleon green eyes.
The sweetest, sexiest, most perfect guy on this planet who will make you laugh harder than you knew you could. Time spent with a Topher Joe is never wasted and never forgotten; he is never enough. The most sweet and sensitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beautiful inside and out. A true Topher Joe will have amazing chameleon green eyes.
by Cherry Lynn December 9, 2012
Get the topher joemug. by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh July 31, 2022
Get the Topher Gracemug. Kaleb: Shut up, Yankee!
Topher: Oh, my God dude! I’m done with you, fuck you.
Kaleb: Bro, you got Topher Syndrome.
Topher: Oh, my God dude! I’m done with you, fuck you.
Kaleb: Bro, you got Topher Syndrome.
by WittyWeasel January 3, 2023
Get the Topher Syndromemug. by Panda Amry September 10, 2009
Get the Topher Gracemug. Hottest, sexiest man to ever be brought out of its mothers girl penis and to be given the blessing of being named such a hot and elegant name. When girls see men named Topher that go “Awooga” and pass out. Topher is always a hot man who has a really big Italian sausage and who is irresistible and cute, sexy, hot, passionate, pretty, gorgeous, and attractive.
by SmellySpit March 20, 2021
Get the Tophermug. A euphemism for 'wank' that arose out of the Victorian Lockdowns.
It is derived from a failed actor turned politician turned independent media personality turned centrelink queue member, who was known for bouts of self-gratifying onanism which he called "movies" and "digital content".
It is derived from a failed actor turned politician turned independent media personality turned centrelink queue member, who was known for bouts of self-gratifying onanism which he called "movies" and "digital content".
As a noun:
Person 1: Check out this dude
Person 2: Hes a complete Topher!
As a verb
Person 1: You busy?
Person 2: Fuck off, im tophering to sasha grey.
Person 1: Check out this dude
Person 2: Hes a complete Topher!
As a verb
Person 1: You busy?
Person 2: Fuck off, im tophering to sasha grey.
by Nuremburgers 2.0 March 2, 2023
Get the Tophermug.