Someone who falsly represents themself as a technological authority by using trendy buzz-words he or she read on the backs of modem boxes at Wal-Mart.
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<BO2KUSR>Man, I really pipeline burst attacked that guy a few minutes ago over my SLIP 300BAUD-T4 connection to his telnet.
<AOLsiPWNM3>Whoa, cool. How did you do that? I heard he had 512 bit IP address encryption with smurf spoof.
<@g0d>STFU yuo fsckin' box readers!
<BO2KUSR>Man, I really pipeline burst attacked that guy a few minutes ago over my SLIP 300BAUD-T4 connection to his telnet.
<AOLsiPWNM3>Whoa, cool. How did you do that? I heard he had 512 bit IP address encryption with smurf spoof.
<@g0d>STFU yuo fsckin' box readers!
by Zor Prime December 2, 2003
Get the box readermug. by I know! February 8, 2004
Get the cold readermug. Molly: What's the homework for class?
Peter: Read Part 1 Chapters 1 through 3.
Molly: There aren't any questions?
Peter: Nope, but you should still do the reading.
Molly: Fuck that, I'll just wing it.
Peter: Well I'm reading it because I want to be prepared.
Molly: Oh Peter Reader.
Peter: Read Part 1 Chapters 1 through 3.
Molly: There aren't any questions?
Peter: Nope, but you should still do the reading.
Molly: Fuck that, I'll just wing it.
Peter: Well I'm reading it because I want to be prepared.
Molly: Oh Peter Reader.
by Peter Reader February 3, 2013
Get the Peter Readermug. A term used to describe someone who, enjoys a series of movies based on books. Such as Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or Twilight. However, they have never actually read any of the books.
Sarah: Hey did you like the last harry potter movie?
Cecelia: Yeah, it was awesome!
Sarah: Yeah, but I kind of liked the book more.
Cecelia: Oh, I've never read that.
Sarah: You've never read the book? What a Non-Reader..
Cecelia: Yeah, it was awesome!
Sarah: Yeah, but I kind of liked the book more.
Cecelia: Oh, I've never read that.
Sarah: You've never read the book? What a Non-Reader..
by Clawdea December 3, 2011
Get the Non-Readermug. noun
Larger than a coin slot, when 3 to 5 inches of a woman's ass crack is visible above the top of her jeans.
Larger than a coin slot, when 3 to 5 inches of a woman's ass crack is visible above the top of her jeans.
by CaptainKen September 16, 2014
Get the Card Readermug. A mind reader is a person or machine that can tell what people are thinking. Three things a mind reader should never do is, reveal their secrets, Disrespect privacy, and gossip.
Josh: “Hey mind Reader! How do u read minds? Tell me your ways!!!”
Mind reader: “I must not, a mind reader should never reveal their secrets.”
Josh: “Oh yeah, the three rules. I’m sorry, I understand and respect your personal space.”
Mind Reader: “ Yes, Have a Wonderful day!”
Mind reader: “I must not, a mind reader should never reveal their secrets.”
Josh: “Oh yeah, the three rules. I’m sorry, I understand and respect your personal space.”
Mind Reader: “ Yes, Have a Wonderful day!”
by Oxford Dctnry August 16, 2019
Get the Mind Readermug. When you join someones myspace or other online blog and read it for weeks, months, maybe years and never leave a comment or let them know you read.
by Lee Byerly January 19, 2008
Get the 007 readermug.