Poop Noodle Parfait

The end result of plowing your girlfirend in the ass, then pulling it out and having vaginal intercourse with her, then pulling it out and sticking it back in her ass and so on. Causing layers of poop, vaginal juice, poop, blood, etc in alternating layers just like a parfait.

Andy: "I'm gonna go grab an ice cream cone, do you want one?"

Jeffie: "No thanks, I got a poop noodle parfait from your wife last night."

by Eyepoo Ucantu January 12, 2011

Peanut Butter Parfait

When a man spreads chunky peanut butter over his asshole then sits on a girls mouth and shits down her throat.

After sex last night, Denise ate a peanut butter parfait.

by John Vibert March 30, 2009

Put the yogurt in the parfait

Simply means to have sex

Put the yogurt in the parfait

by LilRobbie_1 September 18, 2016

parfait poopy cutter

aka thong; divides a rather large size poop into 2 thin strips.

ohh bro... she just started poopin on my carpet and i thought it was just 2 poops but because of the parfait poopy cutter it was 4...... terib layyyy

not another ruined rug! she pooped after the wedding in her dress and the parfait poopy cutter split her chocolate hot dog in two

by brometheusTHEsnazer August 19, 2010

Peanut Buster Parfait

The act of molesting and cumming inside a Charlie Brown doll.

"OMFG, did you hear that Bill is into Peanut Buster Parfaits?

by Benjamin Danklin January 13, 2009

Peanut buster parfait

Basically another way to call your friend gay/a homo

Yeah that's right! Now you're girlfriend thinks you're a peanut buster parfait

by yursh22 May 17, 2017

parfaited

when a mixture of yogurt and granola are thrown at your body

"dude, did you see matt get parfaited in the quad?

by mrrobato November 11, 2012