onions

A slang alternative for testicles.

Lando Calrissian: "Why, you slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler. You've got some huge onions comin' here, after what you pulled." (feints, laughs) "How you doin', you old pirate? So good to see you!"

by OMGDINOSAURSWOW September 14, 2010

onions

A term created by Chuck Swirsky, "onions" is when a Toronto Raptor hits a clutch shot in b-ball.

Swirsky "Are you kidding me!? CB4! Onions baby, onions!"
Jack Armstrong "HELLO!"

by Steve Nurse November 25, 2007

onions

the essential part of quizon's notorious baja chicken

Lady: Hi! What can I get for you?
Hungry Guy: I would like a large baja chick with EXTRA onions!

by MattBizzle March 30, 2009

onions

A delicious food which if eaten raw with your nose plugged actually tastes just like apple until you unplug your nose. Also a favorite food of most badgers.

Badgers are known to like ONIONS but if you were to offer an onion to a badger who was full, he would probably decline your offer.

by Cornelious Hamburger September 28, 2005

onion

term that refers to a hott piece of ass of any age who makes an appearance at fast food restaurants; always of the female persuasion.

dude 1: "man, did you see that onion?"
dude 2: "was she a blooming onion?"

by inlovewithlaugh January 16, 2011

.onion

the end of a website on the dark web. only works on a browser called TOR

Dude 1: I went to Nude.onion last night and it was awesome!

by THAT_EMO_KID_666 September 21, 2020

onionous

1. Adjective: When a food is overwhelmed with the taste of onion.

2 Adjective: a food contains an enjoyable abundance of onion.

"This sub is extremely onionous!"

by bearjam May 24, 2012