WiFi Leach

A WiFi Leach is someone who does not have their own network and feeds off of someone eles's WiFi, or always hangs around Starbucks to use their free internet.

WiFi Leach: What is your WiFi password?
Regular Person: It's "getyourownfuckingnetworkfreeloader", all lowercase, no spaces.

by Mississippi_Man1 April 23, 2018

Power leach

A power leach is a person who borrows an electronic device and uses it until almost complete depletion and returns it.

Person a: here's your iphone back man.
Person b: dude it has less than 10% battery life. Why do you have to be a power leach?

by hawkeyepierc February 27, 2010

Love Leach

Someone that sucks all the love and attention you can posibly give, and gives you none in return.

Kevin is such a love leach, I do everything he wants and he won't even give me a lick of his lolly pop.

by NewBostonConst December 16, 2007

anal leach

human rectal thermometer.

Ru paul is anal leach!

by me January 29, 2004

Wallet Leach

A guy/girl that never has any money, but is always down to do expensive stuff.

Any time you hang out with said person, it's typically implied that you are paying for everything.

Person 1: Hey, you wanna go to the movies?

Person 2: You mean that you actually have money or the movies?!?!

Person 1: Now, we both know that I don't have any money...

Person 2: Dude, you are such a wallet leach.

by Homey Simpson August 4, 2009

Mike Leached

To be mistreated in a physical manner by a team's coach or any authority figure.

student 1-Wow, why is Jennifer hanging from that tree upside down covered in flaglefluff?

student 2-Oh, dude she was Mike Leached because she didn't tie her shoes fast enough.

by mcnarley5 January 1, 2010

Ashly Leach

Human like mammel that often changes color of hair to avoid police, know for gettin with mexicans and giving handjobs

That girl is such an Ashly Leach she'll do that with anyone.

by Reno1%er February 5, 2009