john wayne gacy

(intrans. v.) To angrily tear apart in a review

"If that appetizer knows what's good for it, it'll get on its knees and pray for mercy from sweet baby Jesus, because I went John Wayne Gacy on that shit." Source: The Onion

by The Editor September 08, 2005

John Wayne-d

When someone, usually a guy sticks his finger in someone else's asshole.

"Dude, that dude just poked his finger in that chick's ass on the pooltable!"

"Ha! Bitch got John Wayne-d!"

by CBizzow December 31, 2007

John Wayne

a Nazi, according to the best band ever, MDC.

"John Wayne was a Nazi.
He liked to play SS.
He had a picture of Adolf as a boy.
Tucked into his cowboy vest."

by TheStig1214 July 04, 2010

John Wayne TP

The cheapest Toilet Paper you can purchase, 1 ply Cardboard type TP.

The name is derived from the fact that John Waynes Rough he's Tough and dont take no shit from no indians.

I had a nasty shit the other and ripped my ass up with some John Wayne TP

by Johnny Dogrib October 18, 2008

John Wayne Gacy

A sex act where you water-board someone while having anal sex. Similar to having doggy style sex with your partner's head in a toilet bowl

If you bend your head into the tub and spread eagle, you are in the right position for a John Wayne Gacy

by TobogganCreamPies October 10, 2016

John Wayne toilet paper

Rough and tough and doesn't take shit off of anyone

Damn dude, why you walking so funny?

I just took a shit in WalMart. All they had was John Wayne toilet paper. My asshole feels like downtown Baghdad.

I'm sorry man. Go take a shower.

by Tongue Roll July 02, 2013

John Wayne toilet paper

John Wayne toilet paper – Military term used to describe the low grade toilet paper found in the MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) accessory packet. Called so because it’s rough, tough and don’t take shit off of anybody. Can also be used in place of extra fine grit sandpaper when refinishing furniture.

Can I score a roll from that big box of ass wipe that your mom sent last week?
Why?
All that I have is that damn John Wayne toilet paper.

by Trav March 28, 2005