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When a chick is 6 months pregnant and decides to have sex. The act of pounding the cervix, jake the snake creates a knocking sound that the child will remeber for the rest of his/her life.
What she had told me was the weight of the baby while she was standing up with all the years of enemy at the gates her cervix was about to give.
by Cervexor April 10, 2010
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the gates

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slang term used to reference your home
by moralxhazard July 25, 2019
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In CoD or any other first person shooter when you get shot by or make a excellent sniper shot. It is declared 'some Enemy At The Gates shit' or 'some serious Enemy At The Gates shit'
guy 1; (after being killed by a near impossible sniper shot) Damn! that's some serious Enemy At The Gates shit
ElItESn1PeR23; (over head set) i just pwnd you n00b.

ElItE_Sn1PeR23; (after impossibly killing I_kill_you234) yeah! some Enemy At The Gates shit right there! I_kill_you234; (over head set) ah man fucking camping snipers!
by the 456 April 21, 2010
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The Gates of Hell

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During anal intercourse in the doggy style position - the male quickly pulls out of the female's anus, then moves towards the vagina. Before entering, the male pulls apart the labia, imitating gates to hell and thrusts inside, all whilst laughing maniacally like the Devil. In the confusion, pleasure, and potential pain, the female will likely turn round and hit the male, most commonly on the erect penis, thus with the pain imitating the fiery chasms of Hell.
Man 1: "Bro I did The Gates of Hell on her last night!"
Man 2: "WTF no way! Did your dick burn afterwards?"
Man 1: "Yeah, after the turned around and slapped the fuck out of it."
by noobmaster64 July 24, 2019
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Flooding the gates

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When a man accidentally ejaculates into a woman and urinates inside of her to flush it out.
1“How was last night man?”
2“Not good, I came in her so I ended up flooding the gates.”
1“Close one.”
by The Clorax December 23, 2020
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Small ORPG in development stages with a few hundred members. Admins are Cascade and Megamoogle. Moderator is Erklurk. Layabout is Sairo. Vanhawk and Dracoseir ran away. Tivoilos is lol. Everyone wants to join AAP and the wipe will never come.
The Forbidden Gates player: "Can I be in AAP?" "When will testing end?" "Does Sairo do anything?" "I accidentally unlearned C++" "Crate Cat is too high!" "I've never been banned by lag"
by Crate Cat October 22, 2009
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Smash the Pearly Gates

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Smackun yo bitches teeth up with yer dickhead. Tombstone Tappin
She tried to talk but instead I chose to Smash the Pearly Gates with my indefatigable ram-rod.
by Ribbed Rhubarb January 8, 2019
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