What Does The Fox Say?

A polite way to say, "What the fuck?"

Girlfriend: I forgot my toothbrush, so I used yours.
Boyfriend: What does the fox say?

by onehandcrabbing October 27, 2013

hitting it before the hair does

fucking someone before they get pubic hair

he's trying to hit it before the hair does

by fred March 15, 2004

the asshole doesn't fall far from the tree

When a son/daughter is intolerable or unlikable, just like their father/mother.

The neighbor boy must be taking lessons from his father. He let his dog poop in our yard again," I said. "The asshole doesn't fall far from the tree.

by HOEL November 8, 2010

why does the urban dictionary swear so much

Because it defines the words into an easy definition to understand by using words that most people use instead of scientific definitions that are hard to under stand, and most people swear in there daily routine. So supposedly it's supposed to make it easier to understand.

So many people swear these days. Like why does the urban dictionary swear so much? It's crazy!

by Logically real April 21, 2018

the fuck dodds movement

the fuck dodds movement is simply the movement against a virgin....pale irish bitch,,,,,

originally created by zach thomas of elk grove california ith his

"fuck dodds" th mixtape

the fuck dodds movement can be reconized by its followers call.....

fuck dodds its a fucking movement bitch!!!!

by mr cottington November 4, 2009

The cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.

A saying by non-native English speakers who have literally no idea how our metaphors or idioms work. Bullshit nonsense that's probably the butt of a joke or something.

Person 1: Hey Sven, why weren't you at work yesterday?
Sven: That's the way the apple falls when the cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.
Person 1: ...

by TheManFromV June 4, 2017

The Bell does not Dismiss You. I do.

A way to make sure a teacher has authority. Even though there is a bell for a reason.

C:" we have 30 more seconds left of class"
*bell rings*
T:" Everyone sit down. You did not respect the substitute. I said, The bell does not dismiss you. I do. Because I have authority "

by Bri UwU April 14, 2022